Comments on 'If only it were this easy! -or- Education by Osmosis'Standing before her students she sighed in frustration. _Great,_ she thought, _The period is almost over and they are absolutely clueless._"
She pulled her key from her pocket and went to her filing cabinet. When the Board had discovered this wonderful little "Secret" she swore she would never use it. But, her patience had ended and the time had come.
She unlocked the cabinet drawer and pulled out the mason jar with the clear fluid. The students still watched her carefully. "Well, Line up. Quickly, we haven't much time," she announced." She had already opened the jar and poured the liquid over the pages of her book.
She pointed and a student stepped up. Hastily, she unfastened the latch that had been implanted at his temple and lifted the top of his skull.
Carefully pulling the grey matter from his head, she sponged the information from the book and placed his brain back inside. She looked into his eyes and tapped him on the forehead.
"Well?" She asked.
"Oh!" He exclaimed, "I get it now!"2008-04-14T21:03:36Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/27402Comment on If only it were this easy! -or- Education by Osmosis<p>is this gonna be a whole series or just this one part and that’s it? ummm…i have to admit that i yelled “ew!” when she took his brain out. cool idea..but gross.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/27402?basename=563512008-04-14T21:03:36ZFantasyhttp://ficlets.com/authors/fantasyComment on If only it were this easy! -or- Education by Osmosis<p>Yes comically dark.. I thought she was going to o a magic spell like in Harry Potter.. to make them smart. Liked your ending.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/27402?basename=559602008-04-13T15:07:46ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on If only it were this easy! -or- Education by Osmosis<p>Ew, horrible visual…kind of dark at the same time as it’s funny.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/27402?basename=558132008-04-12T16:54:55ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on If only it were this easy! -or- Education by Osmosis<p>I guess you can tell it has been a heck of a week, well couple of weeks at work. Senioritis is REALLY frustrating. :)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/27402?basename=558022008-04-12T16:19:03ZJenuniquehttp://ficlets.com/authors/jenuniqueComment on If only it were this easy! -or- Education by Osmosis<p>If only if only, lol. This would be an awesome idea for teachers, beause I’m sure it’s hard sometimes.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/27402?basename=558012008-04-12T16:18:42Zflute faeriehttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_6061Comment on If only it were this easy! -or- Education by Osmosis<p> LOL – Sometimes you feel that there is no other way to get it through. Great idea BUT I hope that it never comes to this!!! I don’t know what I was expecting but I laughed out loud when she sponged up the knowledge. LOL </p>http://ficlets.com/stories/27402?basename=558002008-04-12T16:17:00Zjudee4u2http://ficlets.com/authors/judee4u2