Comments on 'When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies part 2'so i read the tag and all it says is "happy b-day. sincerely, life" so im thinkin, "umm...what the heck?" but whatevs. i open it anyway. and low-and-behold its two lemons. dos lemons sitting in a bag..ok then.. im kind of freaked out that someone would give me lemons when suddenly i look up and see a rather large man charging towards me. i quickly rip open the lemons and squeeze them into his eyeballs. he screams and falls down. later on i discover that the man had a knife in this pocket and was going to stab me, and also that he was quite allergic to lemons. when i squeezed the lemons it caused an allergic reaction, and he passed out. if i hadnt had those lemons, i could not have just used my bare hands to push him down! this dude was like 300 pounds.. and with that i am introduced to the curiousness of fate.2008-04-15T19:46:11Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/27548Comment on When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies part 2<p>^^ thank you very much.<br />life does always give you a twist.<br />like a lemon twist martini<br />and also the occasional coincidence, OTOC </p>http://ficlets.com/stories/27548?basename=566512008-04-15T19:46:11Zllamaluvsmenotuhttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_2924Comment on When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies part 2<p>that sounds like one happenin party.. and then a twist. fate always gives life a lil twist. And you illustrated that perfectly.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/27548?basename=566452008-04-15T18:43:51ZApostrophe http://ficlets.com/authors/murphyrose27Comment on When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies part 2<p> LOLOLOLOLOLOL !<br />fate just happened to give you two lemons, and then your assassin just happened to be allergic to lemons.<br />hahahahahahahhahaa.=]</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/27548?basename=563672008-04-14T21:41:32ZOne Time, One Chancehttp://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance