Comments on 'Surviving An Attack'"All right, class," the teacher said to his grade 10 students. "Listen up. We have with us Officer Shane McTaggert, and he's going to talk to you about camping safety. Officer McTaggert."
"Thank you, Mr. West." The slightly hefty police officer stood at the front of the class, smiling. "Now, then, how many of you are expecting to go camping this summer with their friends, no adult supervision." Just over half the class raised their hands.
"Okay, this talk is aimed mostly at you guys and gals."
"Excuse me, sir," a boy in the front interrupted. "Is this a talk about underage drinking?"
"No, son," McTaggert chuckled. "No, today, I'll be talking to you about how to survive an attack by..."
"Bears." The same young man. "We had this discussion last week with a park ranger."
"Yeah, sure, rangers can protect you from bears and cougars and such. But I'm talking about something _really_ dangerous.
"Today, I'll teach you how to survive an attack by undead, hockey-mask-wearing, machete-wielding serial killers."2008-04-21T02:47:36Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/28090Comment on Surviving An Attack<p>Thanks, thebetweenspace. I missed that one. Corrected. :)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/28090?basename=577782008-04-21T02:47:36ZCapital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writerComment on Surviving An Attack<p>Very funny, I like the presumptive kid and the brilliant finale. One small typo, the first time the officer says <em>how to survive ‘and’ attack</em>.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/28090?basename=576292008-04-20T19:25:42Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Surviving An Attack<p>The dangers of camping when all those serial killers lurk in the woods.<br />Funny,love the premise.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/28090?basename=575632008-04-20T16:02:17ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf