Comments on 'Maybe I Shouldn't Have Done That'This is just to say that I don't really have allergies.
I mean, I do… but just food allergies. I can't eat leafy green vegetables like celery or spinach or most kinds of cabbage if it hasn't been steamed. But dust mites? That was a lie.
So that one time when we were hiding in the basement of that munitions factory in The Hague, and we were crawling on our hands and knees behind boxes of Grendel rounds and the Russian mafia was turning over tables looking for us, and just when we thought we were home free, I sneezed? Yeah. That was on purpose.
Remember how they pistolwhipped you and you thought they pistolwhipped me too? They didn't. They gave me a briefcase full of money and I moved to the Bahamas. Sorry.
The good life kind of sucks. Every day I spend alone, baby, I miss you a little more. I don't know if they took you to the cell in Nizhny Novgorod or the one in Moscow (I helped build that one), but I'm doing everything I can to get you out. I hope they haven't tortured you too much.
Love,
Your husband2008-05-28T20:12:23Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/28417Comment on Maybe I Shouldn't Have Done That<p>omgosh! hahahahaha! That is some funny stuff. Good job. Sucks for his wife though. I’d hate to see what she’ll do to him when she finds out. LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/28417?basename=658432008-05-28T20:12:23ZHunting Beautyhttp://ficlets.com/authors/missourigirlComment on Maybe I Shouldn't Have Done That<p>ouch! sucks for her!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/28417?basename=599762008-05-02T11:33:19ZMisheru O'kuhttp://ficlets.com/authors/mokuComment on Maybe I Shouldn't Have Done That<p>hahahaha! gaud, talk about taking divorce to the next level.<br />=]</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/28417?basename=584262008-04-24T19:04:56ZOne Time, One Chancehttp://ficlets.com/authors/one_chanceComment on Maybe I Shouldn't Have Done That<p>Oh, my gosh. The epitome of hilarious! I love that you brought comedy into this challenge.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/28417?basename=583732008-04-24T13:12:43Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Maybe I Shouldn't Have Done That<p>ouch! dude, she prolly hates his guts! congrats a comedic spin!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/28417?basename=583322008-04-24T01:39:03ZMistress Elsha Hawkhttp://ficlets.com/authors/mistress_elsha_hawkComment on Maybe I Shouldn't Have Done That<p>I laughed myself silly reading this. Awesome entry.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/28417?basename=582902008-04-23T22:13:42ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78Comment on Maybe I Shouldn't Have Done That<p>Wow, so mean… But I love it. Great job.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/28417?basename=582862008-04-23T22:04:08ZValley Fey/Pinprickhttp://ficlets.com/authors/imandynan0