So, I woke up and the penguins were staring through the window. I waved hello to them and wandered downstairs to try to find breakfast. I looked in the kitchen and vaguely wondered why milk was in the toaster and bread was in the milk jug. I poured myself a slice of bread and went to answer the door. It was a singing telegram! I nodded and pretended what she was singing made sense, then closed the door on her tuba (she'd brought a marching band). I sashayed past the bay window, completely ignoring the dust piled on the couch, and back into the kitchen, where the penguins had somehow made a five course breakfast. This was surprising, as the only food I had left in the house the night before had been two cups of rice and a can of tuna. I helped myself to a bagel and the penguins helped themselves to the freezer. Suddenly, the doorbell rang again. I opened the door and was greeted by ... 2008-05-05T05:04:25Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/29338 <p>Oh my goodness, my first sequel! I feel so special! <strong>smiles</strong></p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29338?basename=60415 2008-05-05T05:04:25Z Tears of Phoenix http://ficlets.com/authors/wingsofthephoenix <p>Sashayed for the win!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29338?basename=60334 2008-05-04T20:58:48Z J.B. Williams http://ficlets.com/authors/user_5182 <p>very quirky and odd, made me smile.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29338?basename=60309 2008-05-04T17:15:02Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>I love randomness! This is magnificent! I love it! Makes sense in a perfectly nonsensical way.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29338?basename=60297 2008-05-04T12:17:05Z Jenunique http://ficlets.com/authors/jenunique <p>You didn&#8217;t walk, or crawl, or sidle, or hop. you <em>sashayed</em> lol. I LOVE that word. This is too irresistable I must try my hand at a sequel this very minute. Excellent imagination! Just the kind of craziness I like, written very well I might add.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29338?basename=60295 2008-05-04T09:05:56Z Tad Winslow http://ficlets.com/authors/tjd