I opened the door and was greeted by the Cleveland Browns, that's right, the entire team. Forty plus players rumbled into my living room and huddled up. &quot;Aprons please, gentlemen!&quot; I squawked at them. After all they are MY hired maid service. The linebacker pulls out a danty duster that looks all too much like a flamingo at first, but no my eyes were deceiving me. _A flamingo?_ I laugh to myself. _That would be nuts._ I was relieved to realize it was actually a perfectly normal peacock. Silly me. The penguins start playing full tackle cricket inside of my freezer which happens to be a regulation size field upon looking in -- huh, who knew? _&quot;HEY! Which one of you flubbery rubber mitts ate my ice cream?&quot;_ no answer. Stupid birds, can't even fly. I shut the door in a huff and walk down stairs to my attic. I try to sit in my phone booth recliner but the space is too tight. The television sighs, picks up the remote and changes me to another channel of thought. _&quot;Must design timemachine&quot;_ I drone. 2008-05-05T05:03:53Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/29340 <p> YES ! The nice bit about randomness is that everyone can do it! Also, on a serious note, it&#8217;s good for getting people to describe things.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29340?basename=60414 2008-05-05T05:03:53Z Tears of Phoenix http://ficlets.com/authors/wingsofthephoenix <p>I like the fact that none of the penguins took responsibility for the ice cream.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29340?basename=60335 2008-05-04T21:00:48Z J.B. Williams http://ficlets.com/authors/user_5182 <p>Sillieness at it&#8217;s witty best.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29340?basename=60310 2008-05-04T17:16:14Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>Perfect perfect sequel. I just love the penguin theme. :D</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29340?basename=60298 2008-05-04T12:17:51Z Jenunique http://ficlets.com/authors/jenunique