... Literally it's a live gorilla and I was dressed as a banana (or I _was_ a banana, I can't really remember, Fruit Loops make my mind do funny things). Anyway, I traveled down the street in my hairy vehicle with no particular destination in mind, waving at passers-by and throwing penguins at small children. After only 3.42 seconds of being outside (approximately) I attracted a parade. First, it was just men in little cars, but they had cell phones and called the emergency parade planners and the whole thing kind of snowballed. As we processed down Elm Street and turned onto Park Place we discovered we had made a fatal mistake. Before us was a large sign, with the ominous words that every traveler dreads to see: MEMPHIS: 10 MILES With no other choice available to us, we piled into a clown car and drove to the nearest mall, which happened to be holding auditions for the new reality show, &quot;America's Next Big Top&quot;. We had ten minutes to get there... 2008-06-01T17:47:59Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/29426 <p>Feel free!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29426?basename=66958 2008-06-01T17:47:59Z Tears of Phoenix http://ficlets.com/authors/wingsofthephoenix <p>do you mind if i sequel?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29426?basename=66193 2008-05-29T19:18:49Z PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA) http://ficlets.com/authors/pyropunk <p>Ah yes, Mine would have read <br /> FISH MARKET <br /> FREE BEER <br />10:00:00-10:00:01</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29426?basename=66181 2008-05-29T19:03:59Z PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA) http://ficlets.com/authors/pyropunk <p>Changed it, because you were right. This better?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29426?basename=66123 2008-05-29T16:49:43Z Tears of Phoenix http://ficlets.com/authors/wingsofthephoenix <p>detour? that wasn&#8217;t random at all.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29426?basename=65724 2008-05-28T14:05:31Z PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA) http://ficlets.com/authors/pyropunk