Comments on 'Star Wars: A Newer Hope'"We're like the goddang breakfast club!" Roland, the gunslinger said.
"What exactly brings us together?" Buffy the vampire slayer, who absolutely refused to wear a bra, asked.
Distracted by the aforementioned missing brassiere, the three men at the table were startled when Buffy let out a war cry and slammed her fists on the table. "Men," she said under her breath.
"We're here because there's a job that needs to be done," Scott, the teen wolf, explained. "And it's gonna take a little teamwork."
"If teamwork, it requires," Master Yoda finally chimed in. "Then teamwork, we _must_ have."
"Do you always have to speak like that, my little hombre?" Roland asked.
With a sarcastic glint in his eyes, Master Yoda said, "A box of chocolates, life is like. Which one you're gonna get, you never know."
Jesus sat down at the table.
"You're late," Scott admonished. "Gentlemen and lady, we're here because the galaxy needs us. All the other heroes have fallen. Darth Supremis must be stopped. We are the _only_ hope."2008-05-08T03:01:45Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/29446Comment on Star Wars: A Newer Hope<p>Oh, man. With this crew, Darth Supremis is definitely screwed!<br />I mean, what’s the Dark Side when compared to the power of a braless Buffy? LOL !</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/29446?basename=609342008-05-08T03:01:45ZCapital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writerComment on Star Wars: A Newer Hope<p>What a wonderfully odd character set. If the galaxy can’t be saved with this bunch, then there is no hope. ;D Every angle covered. Yoda and Jesus, now, there should be a song in <em>that</em> one.<br />.<br />Dreamer Challenge<br />Day Two #4</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/29446?basename=605902008-05-06T10:08:06ZJenuniquehttp://ficlets.com/authors/jenuniqueComment on Star Wars: A Newer Hope<p>Well, as long as He was 3 days late. Simply bizarre and off the wall…in a very fun way. I’m just glad Jesus wasn’t at the table for everyone staring at the lack-of-bra.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/29446?basename=605122008-05-05T22:05:53ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on Star Wars: A Newer Hope<p>Jesus being late.. !!<br />Funny fan fiction ficlet.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/29446?basename=604792008-05-05T20:22:22ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on Star Wars: A Newer Hope<p>I don’t know what made me laugh more, Master Yoda saying <em>“A box of chocolates, life is like. Which one you’re gonna get, you never know.”</em> or Jesus being admonished for arriving late. Awesomeness!<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/29446?basename=604682008-05-05T19:44:34ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78