&quot;I think it'd be helpful,&quot; Scott explained, &quot;if we all knew _exactly_ what each of us brings to the table. If you haven't noticed, I'm a werewolf. So, werewolf, vampire slayer, gunslinger, Jedi Master, and ... Jesus, I feel bad asking, but what exactly _can_ you do?&quot; &quot;Nobody else had to audition,&quot; Jesus observed, transforming water into wine. Yoda snatched a glass, quaffing it in one gulp, &quot;Mmm... Tasty, it is.&quot; &quot;No offense, but,&quot; Buffy said, &quot;unless we're planning on throwing a kegger, that won't do us any good.&quot; Jesus multiplied the food on the table. &quot;I say he comes with us,&quot; Roland remarked, reaching for a sandwich. &quot;This _popkin_ looks tasty.&quot; &quot;Any _other_ talents?&quot; Scott asked. &quot;Well, I can't be killed.&quot; &quot;_Technically_, that isn't true,&quot; Buffy replied. &quot;Okay, fine.&quot; Jesus said, a bit agitated, &quot;if you wanna get into semantics, I can _resurrect_ myself when I'm _killed_.&quot; The drunken Jedi Master admitted, &quot;Razzing you, we _were_. Late again, _do not be_.&quot; &quot;I knew that,&quot; Jesus said, relieved. 2008-09-21T21:03:28Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/29571 <p>Seriously, who <em>wouldn&#8217;t</em> want Jesus on their side?! XD It makes the whole WWJD ? business a lot easier, you can ask <strong>Him</strong> in person!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29571?basename=93808 2008-09-21T21:03:28Z g2 (la pianista irlandesa) http://ficlets.com/authors/spanishpiano701 <p>Why does this strike me as the kind of thing Mel Brooks or Kevin Smith would come up with. Loving it!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29571?basename=60935 2008-05-08T03:03:38Z Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus) http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writer <p>It&#8217;s like a salami and pastrami at 10 PM induced dream after an 80&#8217;s and 90&#8217;s movie marathon capped off with evening scripture study. Ridiculously silly.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29571?basename=60779 2008-05-07T14:23:44Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>How funny! Love this! I can just picture this!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29571?basename=60746 2008-05-07T02:56:17Z Jenunique http://ficlets.com/authors/jenunique <p>very Leauge or extraordinary ladies and gentlemen and Our Lord.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29571?basename=60729 2008-05-07T01:03:36Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>Jesus can raise the dead ,heal the sick, who wouldn&#8217;t want him on there side??<br />quirky , but all in good fun.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29571?basename=60726 2008-05-07T00:56:27Z M.Paul Regret http://ficlets.com/authors/user_7581