Comments on 'Meanwhile, In The Death Star Cantina...'Without success, Darth Supremis tried to shake water from his tray. "Garçon."
"Yes, mate," Eddie Izzard replied.
"I'm not your mate, jester. I'm the Dark Lord Supremis."
"Luke Skywalker rolls better off the tongue, dudn't?"
"You aren't here to give your opinion of my royal namesake. You're here because I find you to be _particularly_ amusing. Make no mistake, though. You _can_ be replaced. I hear Dane Cook is the dog's bollox right now."
"All right, what'll it be Lord Supremis?"
"I'll have the tauntaun steak, medium rare with French fries."
"We don't serve that here. If you're looking for fine dining it's in corridor C-12. This is more of a cafeteria sort of thing, really."
Darth Supremis raged, using the force to smash everything to bits, "I'M THE EMPEROR OF THE *_ENTIRE GALAXY_* AND I CAN'T EVEN GET A TAUNTAUN STEAK IN MY OWN *_FREAKING_* CAFE! THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE AROUND HERE, STARTING NOW!"
"Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the Death Star this morning," Eddie observed casually.2008-05-08T03:06:18Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/29636Comment on Meanwhile, In The Death Star Cantina...<p>More! More! More!<br />This is really great stuff. If only I’d know what I was starting… ;)<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/29636?basename=609362008-05-08T03:06:18ZCapital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writerComment on Meanwhile, In The Death Star Cantina...<p> BTW , I chose Eddie Izzard for this part because of his hilarious stand-up bit about the death star cantina.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/29636?basename=608312008-05-07T18:38:13Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Meanwhile, In The Death Star Cantina...<p>Funny scene, love the last line, great obsurd fan fiction piece.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/29636?basename=608012008-05-07T17:14:13ZKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on Meanwhile, In The Death Star Cantina...<p>Eddie Izzard? Excellent choice, particularly well channeled for that last line. And now that I think of it, Luke was kind of whiny and petulant through most of the movies, so this sort of makes sense.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/29636?basename=607992008-05-07T17:10:10ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477