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  <title>Comments on 'It's On There For A Reason'</title>
  <subtitle>&amp;quot;Does this smell OK to you?&amp;quot;

&#8220;Yeah. Why?&#8221;

&#8220;It&#8217;s past the expiration date. I don&#8217;t like to eat or drink anything that&#8217;s past the expiration date.&#8221;

&#8220;What? Why? That&#8217;s just on there &#8230;&#8221;

&#8220;It&#8217;s on there for a reason.&#8221;

&#8220;Yeah, but that doesn&#8217;t mean &#8230;&#8221;

&#8220;I&#8217;m not taking any chances.&#8221;

&#8220;Come on.&#8221;

&#8220;No. No. I&#8217;m throwing it away.&#8221;

No, you&#8217;re not. If you don&#8217;t want it, fine. But I&#8217;ll have it.&#8221;

&#8220;Whatever.&#8221;

&#8220;Oh &#8230; Jesus. God.&#8221;

&#8220;What?&#8221;

&#8220;&#8230; oh, oh &#8230;&#8221;

&#8220;Told you.&#8221;</subtitle>
  <updated>2008-05-08T16:15:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <title type="text">Comment on It's On There For A Reason</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s funny because it&amp;#8217;s true.  ;)&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-05-08T16:15:45Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Cody Walton</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on It's On There For A Reason</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cute and funny exchange.  And really, who hasn&amp;#8217;t done the whiff test a couple of times before reluctantly throwing something out.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-05-08T15:44:15Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>THX 0477</name>
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