Darth Supremis stood in the hanger, a twisted smile on his face. As the Millennium Falcon landed, he remembered the friends he betrayed, the power of the dark side surging through his veins. The door opened and Buffy hopped out. &quot;I've been _expecting_ you,&quot; he said. &quot;Really?&quot; Buffy played dumb. &quot;Can you tell me how to get to the Death Star? I've got dinner reservations, a blind date with some guy named Luke.&quot; She batted her eyes. He noticed her lack of bra (Roland's plan hinged on her playing it loose). &quot;Ensign Borat, search the ship. Give them no quarter. Right this way, darling. I know a place with the best tauntaun steak this side of Endor.&quot; &quot;Very nice!&quot; Ensign Borat advised his boss, &quot;Ask _how much?_ You heard him, gypsies, search the sheep.&quot; &quot;It's empty.&quot; Ensign Borat had about seven seconds to be confused. The Millenium Falcon exploded, the explosion causing a domino effect of intensifying explosions. Borat was the only _survivor_. The initial phase of the plan had gone off without a hitch. 2008-05-10T13:11:31Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/29869 <p>&#8220;He noticed her lack of bra (Roland’s plan hinged on her playing it loose).&#8221; <br />Ow! Ow! Head hurts! Ow!<br />(One of the best lines I&#8217;ve ever read!) :-D<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29869?basename=61363 2008-05-10T13:11:31Z Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus) http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writer <p>&#8220;her playing it loose&#8221; &#8211; what a line.</p> <p>I am really enjoying this series</p> <p>LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29869?basename=61227 2008-05-09T21:22:44Z Ridcully Calvert http://ficlets.com/authors/user_joon <p>Actually, ensign Borat is the creative genius of Ridcully Calvert. (Have to give credit where credit is due).</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29869?basename=61159 2008-05-09T15:21:37Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p>The silliness just doesn&#8217;t let up. Great job bringing back running gags (the bra, ton-ton steak) and throwing in new fun with Ensign Borat.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29869?basename=61156 2008-05-09T14:21:31Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>Yeah, that&#8217;s true&#8230; poor Jesus and Yoda. Borat is the only one getting the luck around here. (I guess so he can bust out with his best line: <em>Great success!</em> )</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29869?basename=61105 2008-05-09T01:06:37Z Ana Cristina http://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78 <p>Oh, she&#8217;ll have her moment of awesomeness before all is said and done. I can guarantee you that. (And you have to remember Jesus is getting hazed, Yoda is constantly drunk&#8230; they&#8217;re all gonna get it in one way or another). ;)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29869?basename=61104 2008-05-09T00:56:01Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p><strong>Borat was the only <em>survivor</em>.</strong> Priceless!<br />Although I&#8217;m feeling for poor Buffy. All she seems to do is hang around braless. Can&#8217;t a girl get some respect? =p<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/29869?basename=61102 2008-05-09T00:51:01Z Ana Cristina http://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78