Comments on 'Star Wars: Buns of Steel'Meanwhile, in the hangar. A certain beautiful princess with iconic buns exited a ship with two companions, as well as a hoard of Ewoks.
Surveying the carnage, Princess Leia sneered before she said, "Looks like Han's handiwork. I swear everything _that_ man touches goes up in flames. How could I have ever been in love with such an egotistical..."
"Save it for Oprah," her companion remarked, snidely.
"Or Jerry Springer," the other companion said, smiling.
The pilots then exited the ship, navigated through a sea of Ewoks and continued bickering.
"You know how I know you're my wingman?" Maverick asked.
"How?" Iceman replied.
"Because I bailed _your ass_ out in combat."
"That's nothing. At least I graduated the program at _Top Gun_."
"Damn it! I miss Goose. Why do you follow me around everywhere I go? Couldn't you pester someone else. Slider, Wolfman, Jester, _ANYONE_ but me!"
"Ahem!" Princess Leia said.
"Sorry," they replied.
"Now, if I know my brother, he'll be munching on some tauntaun. Let's go."2008-05-11T01:45:04Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/30041Comment on Star Wars: Buns of Steel<p>Doy! my bad. Hope I have enough character count to change it.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30041?basename=614942008-05-11T01:45:04Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Star Wars: Buns of Steel<p>Sorry. The geek in me is forcing me to say this: Tauntaun, not ton-ton. :)<br />.<br />Okay. Geek moment over.<br />.<br />But, regardless, deserves <em>way</em> more than a mere 5 stars for what you’ve done with this series! Loving it!<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30041?basename=614752008-05-11T00:30:12ZCapital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writerComment on Star Wars: Buns of Steel<p>My favorite line was ‘iconic buns’. Fun stuff.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30041?basename=614222008-05-10T18:57:32ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on Star Wars: Buns of Steel<p>My favorite line was ‘iconic buns’. Fun stuff.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30041?basename=614212008-05-10T18:57:08ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on Star Wars: Buns of Steel<p>You have a knack for witty dialogue, and this is some of your best, tbs.<br />(Sidebar [to use your term]: Yay, Leia’s here! And I love the <em>Top Gun</em> references. This is becoming a spoof of every movie ever made!)<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30041?basename=613932008-05-10T15:41:38ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78