Zoulag the zombie was sitting, smoking a roll-up, and admiring the puffs of smoke that swirled out of both sides of his neck. Disturbed by a moustachioed lifetoid brushing past, he grabbed it. &quot;Mruoaaalwg!&quot; _[Who dares disturb me]_ he rumbled. &quot;Yagshemaash!&quot; _[I am doing the bidding of the great dark lord]_ the lifetoid exclaimed. Knowing what was good for him, Zoulag let go. Genially puzzled yet relieved, Borat came to the door of the Mutant Brotherhood. &quot;I come to call muties on order of Darth Supremie, they must cleanse sheep of strikers?&quot; he told the steel door containing them. &quot;Ooooh, you must be Borat, I have heard so much about you&quot; the door gushed, &quot;Marvin told me about you, and I am jolly glad to open for you&quot;. As the door opened, a tide of crawling, slithering, slimy and septic creatures rolled over Borat, bowling him over and disappearing in the distance with a general grumbling about finally being freed and being dreadfully peckish. Exposure to the door seemed to have turned them British. 2008-05-11T02:51:40Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/30044 <p><em>“I come to call muties on order of Darth Supremie, they must cleanse sheep of strikers?”</em> Awesome line!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30044?basename=61516 2008-05-11T02:51:40Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p>Wonderful! The two of you are throwing in some fabulously esoteric bits. Great collaboration!<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30044?basename=61476 2008-05-11T00:33:38Z Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus) http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writer <p>Hilarious, silly, perfect. This is the kind of story that&#8217;d do well in my <em>make me laugh</em> challenge (hint, hint) ;)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30044?basename=61425 2008-05-10T19:16:39Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p>Just when I think it can&#8217;t get any sillier, the door makes the freaks British.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30044?basename=61424 2008-05-10T19:03:26Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477