Comments on 'Star Wars: Counseling Couch'Dr. Jennifer Melfi stared at her new patient, wondering why she'd been called into an emergency session in the middle of what appeared to be Armageddon.
"So you didn't _know_ she was your sister?" She asked, her voice very professional.
"I had _no_ idea! No _idea_ at all!"
"If you could say one thing to your sister right now, what would it be."
"I just want to know why she chose _him_," Darth Supremis said, pointing at Han Solo, who was shooting his blaster in the general direction of Borat.
"Why do _you_ think she chose him?"
"Well, he is _charming_ and rather _handsome_ in that gritty sort of way. He's kind of the coolest man alive. I definitely look up to him."
"So why wouldn't you want _him_ to end up with your sister. Sounds like a great guy to _me_."
"You know what, you're right. I'm starting to feel so much _lighter_."
"Well, let's talk about your father. You seem to be in the throes of an oedipal complex. Did you _have_ to kill him?"
"It was _me_ or _him_. And he was quite evil, really."2008-09-21T21:25:08Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/30090Comment on Star Wars: Counseling Couch<p>“He was quite evil, really.” <br />You should talk, dude! X)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30090?basename=938242008-09-21T21:25:08Zg2 (la pianista irlandesa)http://ficlets.com/authors/spanishpiano701Comment on Star Wars: Counseling Couch<p>Is she the shrink from the Supranos? Seems to have the same tone… Most entertaining :-)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30090?basename=615992008-05-11T15:00:29ZRidcully Calverthttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_joonComment on Star Wars: Counseling Couch<p>See. All the Sith really need is a hug and someone to listen. The Jedi are <em>so</em> non-communicative. ;-)<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30090?basename=614772008-05-11T00:36:57ZCapital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writer