"What's this?" McMahon said, shocked. "It looks like Jesus is channeling the immortal Hulk Hogan. His body's shaking as if he's absorbing the strength of all the little Hulkamaniacs in the world." "I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means." Jesse said, "I _can't_ believe it, McMahon. He's back on his feet. No one's _ever_ gotten up from the Beguiler!" "But, he's still _clearly_ blind. And Satan has his back turned. He's strutting around like Nacho Libre." Jesus heard the voice of Obi-Wan Kenobi, "Use the force, Jesus. It's your only hope." At that moment, Jesus raised his hands and whistled. Surprisingly, both Darth Supremis and Yoda tossed him their light sabres. Jesus channeled the force within until he could sense the location of his mortal enemy. "He'll never see it coming!" Ventura railed. "How _unfair_!" "And now the Devil is mocking his _blind_ enemy. He deserves whatever is coming!" With two carefully sensed slashes, Jesus separated Satan's head and legs from his torso, claiming victory. http://ficlets.com/feed/story/30174