Comments on 'Star Wars: Oil and Cigars'The celebration was roaring at the Death Star Disco.
"I have to hand it to you, Roland," Captain Hiller said over celebratory cigars, "Your _idiotic_ plan worked."
"Well, there was _one_ thing I wasn't counting on," Roland admitted.
"Oh, I'm sure Indy will be okay when he gets out of surgery," Jerry Springer said. "Can you imagine the _ratings_ I'm gonna get on _this_ show?"
"But, it was just a publicity stunt."
"It was the only way we could get onto the ship," Princess Leia explained. "And I _had_ to stop Luke from destroying the moon of Endor."
"Thank God I came to my senses," Luke admitted. "But, I have to admit. It's still kind of _cool_ being the Emperor. I propose a toast: to victory!"
"To victory!"
Borat said, "But, I am confused, Darth Supremie. Why we celebrate when the muties failed?"
"Because we're good guys now."
"We were _bad_?"
"Sorry to interrupt, but this is important," Maverick said. "Does anybody around here know where we could go to oil up our bodies and play some volleyball?"2008-05-12T15:43:25Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/30191Comment on Star Wars: Oil and Cigars<p>I have to admit, I wanted Maverick’s line to be the last line of the series, but I couldn’t resist tying up a few more loose ends. Was anyone else somewhat <em>disturbed</em> by the homo-erotic volleyball scene in <em>Top Gun</em>?</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30191?basename=617752008-05-12T15:43:25Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Star Wars: Oil and Cigars<p>Hehe, a fun start to the wrap-up of the story</p>
<p>Typical of Borat not to know that he was evil, well placed, that.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30191?basename=617672008-05-12T15:09:41ZRidcully Calverthttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_joonComment on Star Wars: Oil and Cigars<p>Three words: Pure. Comedic. Genius.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30191?basename=617152008-05-12T03:19:48ZCapital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writerComment on Star Wars: Oil and Cigars<p> LOL at the last sentence. That crazy Maverick.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30191?basename=616742008-05-11T23:33:14ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78