But perhaps what you might want is not a hand with a gun (or is it a gun with a hand? Each is useless without the other) but a true friend? You are looking not for destruction but for love, companionship, compassion? Then look no further, my friend, than Hu-Hu-Kos, New Jersey, where five hundred friends and three hundred lovers are produced and shipped every day. Call 1-800 FRIENDS and order yours today! 2008-05-21T03:16:10Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/30370 <p>totally not what I was expecting, but fun. It made me laugh, so thanks. It wasn&#8217;t awesome or anything, but sometimes its really hard to make me laugh.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30370?basename=63789 2008-05-21T03:16:10Z OboeTheres http://ficlets.com/authors/oboetheres <p>Odd, short, kind of campy. Not bad and a bit fun, but a bit pale by comparison.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30370?basename=62042 2008-05-13T14:59:56Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477