*1. Have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite gender for halloween?* Did you have to limit it to halloween? *2. Have you ever dropped something out of a window? (cars don’t count, you litterer)* If you take a 2-liter bottle of soda (we found Diet Coke works best) and bounce it on the floor a while to build pressure, and then drop it out of a 3rd story or higher window, it will hit the ground and shoot off like a rocket! *3. DO YOU or DO YOU NOT play an instrument? If so, what?* Dabble at the guitar... *4. IF you DO INDEED play and instrument, IS IT THE TRUMPET ?* In grade school, I was a trumpeteer *5. IF it IS INDEED THE TRUMPET , have you ever EMPTIED YOUR SPIT VALVE OVER AN INNOCENT GIRL ’S HEAD ?* Why what kind of cruel guys do you know? *6. What is the most valuable thing… ...you have broken.* X-box 360 (wait, I think I broke a heart once) *7.Have you ever eaten a worm? (fried or otherwise)* Do gummy worms count? 2008-05-19T04:32:42Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/30391 <p>Also, there&#8217;d be lots of diabetic birds&#8230;</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30391?basename=63306 2008-05-19T04:32:42Z Tad Winslow http://ficlets.com/authors/tjd <p>hmmm&#8230; interesting comment about the gummy worms, Insert Pen Name Here. That would add to the fun but not the flavor sadly.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30391?basename=63305 2008-05-19T04:31:28Z Tad Winslow http://ficlets.com/authors/tjd <p>Well, to be fair, the X-box broke itself, stupid red ring of death! And the gummie worms had their revenge, because I couldn&#8217;t hold them down (my parents&#8217; friend Marty was never quite the same after being covered in gumminess&#8230; childhood memories). So, I&#8217;d say I&#8217;m the biggest meanie for being such a heartbreaker!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30391?basename=62260 2008-05-14T15:17:54Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p>I don&#8217;t know whom I feel sorrier for, the person whose heart you broke, or the X-box &#8230; or the <em>gummie worms!</em> You big meanie, you!<br />;-)<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30391?basename=62240 2008-05-14T12:44:53Z Ana Cristina http://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78 <p>Or you could just go to the store and buy some. ;)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30391?basename=62105 2008-05-13T19:45:52Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p>very, very cruel ones.(sob) But that was a long time ago.</p> <p> I WISH gummy worms counted- i wish they actually lived in the ground and you could dig them up and eat them.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30391?basename=62102 2008-05-13T19:39:54Z Insert Pen Name Here http://ficlets.com/authors/yaylane