1. No 2. Not that I recall 3. Yes. I play alto sax and alto clarinet (if you don't know what that is don't worry. not many people do) 4. No, my sister does though. 5. I know people who have tried. Normally they put it on your chair. Very pleasant experience. 6. My laptop. Valuable because its how I get to Ficlets. I think I broke a heart once, but who hasn't? 7. No. I perfer eating ants and paper 2008-05-14T17:15:29Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/30407 <p>of course i know what the alto clarinet is! I almost switched to it from my regular clarinet once- i love the sound.</p> <p>paper actually tastes good, I find.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30407?basename=62273 2008-05-14T17:15:29Z Insert Pen Name Here http://ficlets.com/authors/yaylane <p>Altos rawk.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30407?basename=62129 2008-05-13T20:53:13Z Trann http://ficlets.com/authors/trann <p>Eating ants and paper! That gave me a good giggle :-)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30407?basename=62125 2008-05-13T20:40:11Z Ridcully Calvert http://ficlets.com/authors/user_joon