Comments on 'Money for Nothing'"Oh for the love of Gawd!" She thought, silently cursing the image staring back at her. Just one ... more...wiggle...and... *SNAP*! As the blood trickeld down her chin, she grinned at the toothless girl in the mirror.
"Ugh! I _hate_ teeth!" She lisped. They were God's second mistake. (The first being that whole man/woman mating ritual.) I mean _really_ ...first you get to go through the horrible pain and agony of teething as a baby. You know, when NO ONE can explain...hey, that itchy-burning feeling is just your teeth cutting through the flesh of your mouth. THEN, you get the singular pleasure of losing those teeth in favor or newer, bigger, more efficient ones. YAY! Teething _all over again!_ And, as if that wasn't enough, there's no promise of keeping those teeth for the rest of your life.
"Yup!" She whistled. Just a few more to go. She rinsed her bloodied mouth with cool water.
"What in the heck was He _thinking_?" Teeth. Pfftt.2007-05-18T20:24:26Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/3042Comment on Money for Nothing<p>I just found the idea amusing. What does she DO with that newly smoothed, gummy grin???</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/3042?basename=19762007-05-18T20:24:26ZInZanadeehttp://ficlets.com/authors/inzanadeeComment on Money for Nothing<p>lol I actually know a girl who went to a dentist and had all her teeth removed just because she found them awkward. Admittedly she didn’t take them out herself but hey this is the next closest thing.</p>
<p>:) <br />S.J.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/3042?basename=19752007-05-18T20:19:16ZSJHundak/S.J.Willinghttp://ficlets.com/authors/sjhundak