Piggy jumped off the bunny and kicked it a couple of times in the hindquarters. He felt better, but it certainly wasn't helping him get to work any faster. _Ok, focus,_ Piggy thought. _Check the manual._ He lifted up the right ear. Some receipts, a fur brush, a few coins, and the bunny's registration (expired). No manual. Piggy jumped back and booted the bunny a couple of more times for good measure. _It was a stupid idea, anyway,_ he rationalized. _A manual isn't going to tell you how to hotwire a bunny._ He trotted up to the front, and after fumbling with the latch for a while, managed to prop open the mouth. He poked and prodded at the tongue for a bit and tapped the teeth. Finally, he had to admit to himself that he knew nothing about fixing bunnies. &quot;Heya, Piggy!&quot; his neighbor Rooster crowed as he walked up. &quot;Bunny problems?&quot; &quot;You-betcha,&quot; Piggy replied. &quot;Let me see,&quot; said Rooster as he peered into the mouth. Piggy stood aside. &quot;Well, here's your problem,&quot; Rooster said. &quot;Your bunny's dead.&quot; 2007-05-30T15:47:53Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/3050 <p>Great!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/3050?basename=2479 2007-05-30T15:47:53Z StrugglingWriter http://ficlets.com/authors/strugglingwriter <p>lol the crazy gets crazier.</p> <p>S,J.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/3050?basename=1997 2007-05-19T00:10:09Z SJHundak/S.J.Willing http://ficlets.com/authors/sjhundak