It had been 2 hours. We were late. Nothing new, really. &quot;Are you ready.&quot; I shouted up from the living-room. &quot;Yes, damnit, I'm almost done,&quot; she retorted. &quot;You've been in there for nearly 2 hours,&quot; &quot;It's not been that long!&quot; &quot;2 hours!&quot; I iterated. &quot;Ok, maybe an hour and a bit!&quot; she countered. &quot;An hour plus another hour, maybe honey. I told Jim we'd be there an hour ago.&quot; &quot;Jesus,&quot; a heavy sigh came out of the bathroom, &quot;You try having hair like this and make it right, baldy -- then try to paint your face on - it has to be perfect. You've seen Jim's wife - always so perfect and gorgeous... Gah, she pisses me off&quot; 3 inch heels came with loud announcement down the stairs, and she showed herself in all of her glory. Hair, curled to perfection, with pouty lips, wearing her favorite shirt, with the low-cut v-neck and smelling of Alfred Sung. worthy of 2 hrs. &quot;How do i look,&quot; she asked openning the front door. I hadn't the heart to tell her she'd forgotten to put her pants on. &quot;You look amazing,&quot; 2008-05-26T20:28:35Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/30758 <p>Great punchline.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30758?basename=65318 2008-05-26T20:28:35Z Trann http://ficlets.com/authors/trann <p>hehe!!<br />She&#8217;ll be the life of the party.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30758?basename=65244 2008-05-26T14:03:24Z ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫ http://ficlets.com/authors/alro613 <p>That&#8217;s just gonna get you in <strong>so</strong> much trouble later.<br />.<br />But on the plus side, she&#8217;s sure to be popular with all the men at the party!<br />.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30758?basename=65175 2008-05-26T02:50:19Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>I agree with what everyone else said. A lot of these seem to have great revealing endlines&#8230;this one matches &#8216;em.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30758?basename=63458 2008-05-19T22:58:53Z Stovohobo http://ficlets.com/authors/stovohobo <p>thank you.<br />and congrats on your milestone.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30758?basename=62915 2008-05-17T03:16:18Z ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫ http://ficlets.com/authors/alro613 <p><em>I hadn&#8217;t the heart to tell her she&#8217;d forgotten to put her pants on. &#8220;You looks amazing.</em> Great funny ending and relatable story to boot.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30758?basename=62905 2008-05-17T02:43:31Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p>ah, those little details&#8230;...</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30758?basename=62881 2008-05-17T01:33:20Z Mistress Elsha Hawk http://ficlets.com/authors/mistress_elsha_hawk