Comments on 'Jerry is a God'"When did you die, Jerry?" George asked.
"Three days ago," I said.
"On the third day you rose from the dead?" he asked.
"I already told you, George. First I died, then I was buried, then I rose from the dead."
"Three days later," we said in unison.
"Oh boy!" George said. "Worlds colliding, Jerry! Oh Jesus!! That's gotta hurt!"
"What?" I pleaded, tapping the sand off my sandals.
"Oh Nuthin!"
"What, George?"
"I don't know how to tell you this, Jerry, but-"
[ Kramer Enters Smoking a Pipe ]
"Kramer, put that thing out. Ah, what do I care? I already died once..."
"Hello boys," Kramer said. "So, what are you guys doin this weekend?"
"Uh uh, we're uh .. trying to figure out if Jerry is God."
"Oh, that's right buddy. I've known it for a long time. He's God alright. I met Jesus once at the pro golf shop up on 49th Street. Never told you boys about it, but he was Jerry! Oh yeah - he looked just like Jerry!"
"I'm going to my Mom's! Heaven help me!"
[ Newman Enters ]
"Hello gentlemen! Is God around?" 2008-05-18T17:48:43Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/30761Comment on Jerry is a God<p>Very nice, definetly made me laugh (slightly out loud).</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30761?basename=631372008-05-18T17:48:43ZSaint Chuckhttp://ficlets.com/authors/chuck_theloveComment on Jerry is a God<p>Totally silly fun!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30761?basename=629682008-05-17T17:38:37ZKevMullinshttp://ficlets.com/authors/kevmullinsComment on Jerry is a God<p>Yes, the jewish aspect was something I hoped people would pick up on. Definite silliness, indeed…...</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30761?basename=629582008-05-17T14:15:11ZYodaOnCrackhttp://ficlets.com/authors/yodaoncrackComment on Jerry is a God<p>Bizarre, silly twist on ZorkFox’s ficlet. A little extra silly that these characters are concerned about Jesus, considering most, if not all, are Jewish.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30761?basename=629492008-05-17T12:17:52ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on Jerry is a God<p>If Jerry Seinfeld was God, Newman would be the Devil. LOL </p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30761?basename=629072008-05-17T02:48:00Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Jerry is a God<p>Awesome. Meeting Jesus on 49th Street is a priceless image!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/30761?basename=628852008-05-17T02:02:09ZZorkFoxhttp://ficlets.com/authors/zorkfox