1. Have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite gender for halloween? _No, I'm boring like that. Although I did consider it._ 2. Have you ever dropped something out of a window? (cars don’t count, you litterer) _No, I don't think so. The ones in my house have them damn screens._ 3. DO YOU or DO YOU NOT play an instrument? If so, what? _Currently? No. But I used to play the violin. ~And the recorder in 3rd grade.~_ 4. IF you DO INDEED play and instrument, IS IT THE TRUMPET ? _Did I not just say NO?_ 5. IF it IS INDEED THE TRUMPET , have you ever EMPTIED YOUR SPIT VALVE OVER AN INNOCENT GIRL ’S HEAD ? _Can you stop with the trumpet? But I will admit that I poked some random girls eye with my violin bow._ 6. What is the most valuable thing… ...you have broken. _The microwave. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's that._ 7.Have you ever eaten a worm? (fried or otherwise) _*GUMMY!!!!*_ 2008-06-22T13:17:16Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/30934 <p>didn&#8217;t everyone play the recorder in third grade. at least.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30934?basename=72959 2008-06-22T13:17:16Z Tarmaie http://ficlets.com/authors/tarmaie <p>my prequel answers all the questions, but in a much funnier way.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30934?basename=63336 2008-05-19T12:23:18Z PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA) http://ficlets.com/authors/pyropunk <p>and the damn screens part</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30934?basename=63215 2008-05-18T22:28:06Z Beyond the Ends http://ficlets.com/authors/beyond_the_ends <p>haha, funny stuff. i love the recorder part, and theeye-poking.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/30934?basename=63214 2008-05-18T22:27:34Z Beyond the Ends http://ficlets.com/authors/beyond_the_ends