Monkeys make horrible spouses. So I married the _other_ guy with the ripe banana and blue silk tie. If only the similarities ended there. 2007-05-27T15:47:41Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/31 <p>great &#8211; a perfect ficlet for prequelling or sequelling :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=2286 2007-05-27T15:47:41Z twittervlog http://ficlets.com/authors/twittervlog <p>are you guy</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=2118 2007-05-23T02:54:38Z User 2271 http://ficlets.com/authors/user_2271 <p>Nice, great amount of humor in such a small amount of words. I love it.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=2110 2007-05-23T01:13:21Z Saint Chuck http://ficlets.com/authors/chuck_thelove <p>http://www.submarinechannel.com/moviemaker/php/mm_showmovie.php?id=3423</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=988 2007-04-10T19:32:47Z The Violets http://ficlets.com/authors/user_1525 <p>Ha &#8211; I don&#8217;t know. Cool!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=335 2007-03-21T03:06:12Z suzieaim http://ficlets.com/authors/suzieaim <p>What happened to all the views on this story?</p> <p>Excellent.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=300 2007-03-20T11:41:35Z QuakeDisruptor http://ficlets.com/authors/quakedisruptor <p>At least the tie was silk, but was it a double Windsor knot ?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=279 2007-03-19T11:55:42Z babbage cabbage http://ficlets.com/authors/babbagecabbage <p>ripe banana?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=211 2007-03-17T03:13:22Z The K http://ficlets.com/authors/thek <p>haha, very nice!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=110 2007-03-15T04:00:02Z cosleia http://ficlets.com/authors/cosleia <p>That&#8217;s pretty impressive, packing that much of a wallop into such a tiny amount of words. Funny and brilliant. I wish I could buy the movie rights.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=84 2007-03-14T19:58:44Z Antonio E. Lopes http://ficlets.com/authors/cleverjoke <p>My banana was still green when I got married. And it was a polyester tie. I&#8217;ve grown up since then, fortunately.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=81 2007-03-14T19:11:57Z David K. http://ficlets.com/authors/dknighton <p>Nooooooooo&#8230; not <em>all</em> of you! LOL </p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=31 2007-03-12T01:55:35Z suzieaim http://ficlets.com/authors/suzieaim <p>Very funny, wait are you saying we are all monkeys?????</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=25 2007-03-09T19:28:52Z Herman Hawthorne http://ficlets.com/authors/will <p>hahahaha this is great :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/31?basename=24 2007-03-09T16:42:58Z StephanieBamBam http://ficlets.com/authors/stephaniebambam