Comments on 'The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction'So. You're a middle schooler. Perhaps you're even a middle-aged man, despondent about your addiction to ficlets and that nasty onion smell you can't get rid of.
Either way, actual middle schooler or middle-aged man trying to regain his youth, you've come to the right place. This is a comprehensive (yet compressed) guide to the operations of the middle school infrastructure, both social and educational (mostly social, like middle school itself), written by one who is in the mix right now.
Now, there are two main classes in the middle school ecosystem: 1) sports players and 2) those who can get a grounded college degree. No, no, nevermind - there are far more classes. To name a few:
*Emo* - a sub-branch of the species Goth, which spawns from Punk, all of which collectively form "Rebel."
*Dumb Blondes* - Generally speaking, one doesn't have to be blonde to be a "dumb blonde." These are mainly the ones who get by on their money, looks - but not brains. "What's the first president's name again?"2008-06-28T03:41:53Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/31069Comment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>Middle school is dumb and the clique-iest situation ever. High school gets better, or at least in my town. People in middle school who fall under stereotypes try to, so they can get a handle on their changing persona. It gets better, Stovo. It does.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=745412008-06-28T03:41:53ZStorykeeper of Faehttp://ficlets.com/authors/smileComment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>i forgot to add in my last comment that, considering you’re only in middle school, you’re an AMAZING writer!!! keep up the great work!!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=656622008-05-28T01:40:19ZFantasyhttp://ficlets.com/authors/fantasyComment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>i know plenty of dumb blondes that get A’s on their report card. what are these teachers thinking?!?!?!?!!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=656482008-05-28T01:23:03ZFantasyhttp://ficlets.com/authors/fantasyComment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>Middle school…</p>
<p>Can’t say they’re all good memories.</p>
<p>Awesome guide!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=655152008-05-27T19:43:36ZOrangeOreoshttp://ficlets.com/authors/orangeoreosComment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>hahahahah.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=653752008-05-27T01:01:37Zinvisibility_disabilityhttp://ficlets.com/authors/invisible_storiesComment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>Your dumb blonde theory was completely correct but I would’ve liked a clothing secription too… just to clarify.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=653102008-05-26T20:20:09ZN555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA)http://ficlets.com/authors/bigkittyproductionsComment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>Your dumb blonde theory was completely correct but I would’ve liked a clothing secription too… just to clarify.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=653092008-05-26T20:19:48ZN555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA)http://ficlets.com/authors/bigkittyproductionsComment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p><em>Perhaps you’re even a middle-aged man, despondent about your addiction to ficlets and that nasty onion smell you can’t get rid of.</em></p>
<p>Not that you’re pointing fingers at anyone. . . <br />.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=651852008-05-26T03:03:58ZAlexa ♥http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018Comment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>I dont fit those categoreis.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=637212008-05-20T23:24:06ZBernerOberlandhttp://ficlets.com/authors/mercutio1027Comment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>Haha, this is good stuff. A good idea for a ficlet series. <br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=636772008-05-20T21:04:51Zpaper flowershttp://ficlets.com/authors/paper_flowersComment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>And now I had to be reminded of my onion smell. Thanks a lot :-)</p>
<p>LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=636572008-05-20T20:14:03ZRidcully Calverthttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_joonComment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>I was just talking about how much this epoch of my life sucked. Effective and amusing voice adopted here.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=635752008-05-20T13:52:41ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>A bright spot in my day. If I’d only had this guide when I was in the fray myself!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=634912008-05-20T00:06:47Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on The Comprehensive (Compressed) Guide to Middle School Life, No. 1: Introduction<p>Ha! I can really picture this in a brochure with a little picture of some guy with eye liner caked on and a girl with a lollipop in her mouth with a book upside-down.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/31069?basename=634862008-05-19T23:46:54ZBring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3http://ficlets.com/authors/cappygrl95