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  <title>Comments on 'Death by Toys R'Us'</title>
  <subtitle>&amp;quot;Um...maybe,&amp;quot; he said, his hands gripping the bar tightly, shining red-white. He held his eyes shut, refusing to look at anything.

&amp;quot;Do you think you're going to throw up?&amp;quot; she asked, leaning away from him slowly.

&amp;quot;Uh...no, but fainting is a possibility,&amp;quot; he said slowly, his face growing even whiter as tiny glimmering beads of sweat broke out on his forehead.

&amp;quot;Ok...think about something else,&amp;quot; she said, trying to think quickly.

&amp;quot;I'm a little preoccupied by the thought of falling to my death. And by the thought of how funny it would be when people found out I died in a Toys R'Us.&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;Well, you're not going to die. The ferris wheel's already almost to the bottom. Even if you fell-which you wouldn't-you'd probably barely hurt yourself. It's only another minute at the most. Just...think about the Jump Cut...or play your favorite song in your head, that always helps me.&amp;quot;

As he started to hum, his face slowly gained back its color, and his hands slowly loosened their death-grip on the bar.</subtitle>
  <updated>2008-06-12T19:41:34Z</updated>
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    <title type="text">Comment on Death by Toys R'Us</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;lol &lt;br /&gt; DEATH BY TOYS R US !!!!  FLEE FLEE !!!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-06-12T19:41:34Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Sailor Emo</name>
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