&quot;That's £70 for the lot.&quot; &quot;And the reason for it costing twenty quid more is?&quot; &quot;This is 'Grade A' stuff man, this is urban myth quality.&quot; &quot;There's no such thing as urban myth quality, that's _why_ it's called urban myth quality.&quot; &quot;Well, I do have some weaker stuff that I'll give you for £40, that's a tenner off.&quot; I hesitated, he was probably bluffing, knowing that I'd buy the stronger, more expensive bag. &quot;Ok, fine, £70, but this better do the job.&quot; &quot;It will man, just, be careful, some people say the strong stuff makes you see the future, and not the bits you want to see either.&quot; &quot;Look, I read about it on snopes, it's an urban legend, nothing's been proven.&quot; He was really committed to this sales pitch. &quot;Well, just call me when it's over, and don't give it to anyone who hasn't done it before.&quot; &quot;Don't worry, me and Dave are gonna do it before we go out tonight, we know what we're doing.&quot; It's not often you get advice you should listen to from your dealer, and I guess that's why I didn't listen. 2008-06-16T22:53:34Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/34553 <p>I disagree. I thought the dialog was total rubbish. And what the heck is a quid?<br />Just kidding man. Grade A, urban myth quality dialog.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/34553?basename=71260 2008-06-16T22:53:34Z John Perkins http://ficlets.com/authors/johnperkins21 <p>I agree, great dialogue. Nice work.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/34553?basename=71212 2008-06-16T21:22:52Z Saint Chuck http://ficlets.com/authors/chuck_thelove <p>Yeah, the line about &#8216;urban myth quality&#8217; made me laugh, as well as the response to it. Great dialogue.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/34553?basename=71208 2008-06-16T21:19:53Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p>Ah, snopes. Where would we be without this wonderful invention. I loved the lines:</p> <p><em>“This is ‘Grade A’ stuff man, this is urban myth quality.”</em></p> <p><em>“There’s no such thing as urban myth quality, that’s why it’s called urban myth quality.”</em></p> http://ficlets.com/stories/34553?basename=71203 2008-06-16T21:06:39Z Ana Cristina http://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78