It was the morning of the play. So I put on my &quot;attorney&quot; outfit. It was a frilly red dress with yellow sleeves. I put on my blonde wig. I put on my &quot;attorney&quot; makeup. I practiced my lines. I was supposed to say to Goldilocks, &quot;Where were you on the day in question?&quot; Instead I said, &quot;Like whats up, Girlfriend?&quot; I like just want to know where you were that day?&quot; I know, I'm so good. Time to do my thing. 2008-06-22T21:25:34Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/35093 <p>Oh I can&#8217;t wait to see what comes next.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/35093?basename=73077 2008-06-22T21:25:34Z penguincaptain18 http://ficlets.com/authors/user_5439