Entry 66- Flying moisturizer bottles hurt when they hit your mouth Entry 67- They really, really, really hurt! Entry 68- Hitting a moving vehicle makes your elbow ache Entry 69- bacon is really good when burnt Entry 70- One ouzo- ok; Two ouzo- tipsy; Three ouzo- woozy; Four ouzo- floor 2008-08-30T03:37:27Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/35411 <p>i love 70 so true, so true. 5 stars</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/35411?basename=90281 2008-08-30T03:37:27Z Punkin http://ficlets.com/authors/user_2537 <p>Hahaha&#8230;hitting a moving vehicle. I smile whenever that image comes to mind. It looks like this: :-D</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/35411?basename=77440 2008-07-08T00:29:42Z paper flowers http://ficlets.com/authors/paper_flowers <p>lol, moisturizer bottles.<br />i myself have some experience with that.<br />my sister was being stupid one day and threw a bottle of hand sanitizer at me and it gave me a fat lip.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/35411?basename=74260 2008-06-27T03:02:35Z invisibility_disability http://ficlets.com/authors/invisible_stories <p>Bacon is the best when burnt, I must agree.</p> <p>But popcorn, on the other hand, is disgusting burnt.</p> <p>I do believe there is a story behind the moisturizer bottles&#8230;?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/35411?basename=74034 2008-06-26T15:45:15Z OrangeOreos http://ficlets.com/authors/orangeoreos <p>Four ouzo-floor.</p> <p>that&#8217;s like martinis.</p> <p>I loveloveLOVE your encyclopedia! And trust me darling, it&#8217;s not useless.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/35411?basename=73924 2008-06-26T02:09:06Z Mask By The Moon http://ficlets.com/authors/mbtm