Comments on 'Show It To Me'At the risk of sounding crazy, I explained my time problem to Frank. After he stopped rolling around on the floor laughing, he said, "Show it to me."
I didn't know whether he was talking about my _bobcat_ or the time machine, so I showed him the time machine.
"I was expecting it to be bigger," Frank said.
"That's what _she_ said," Skyler said, laughing at his own joke.
"How did _you_ get here?" I asked.
"Time machine, of course," Skyler cracked. "Doc Brown just dropped me off in his DeLorian."
"Guys, I'm _not_ joking. This _is_ a time machine and I'll prove it. I'll travel one day into the future, grab the paper and be back before you can say Biff Tannon."
I punched in coordinates and traveled through time completely unaware that the time machine wanted me to face my past _again._
_It's Groundhog Day!_ I thought to myself as Lisa and Val approached.
"What's that?" Lisa asked.
"It's a time machine. Wanna ride?"
Skyler and Frank's jaws hit the floor when I returned with Lisa and _not_ the newspaper.2008-07-09T01:06:25Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/36654Comment on Show It To Me<p>Well, <em>I_ don’t refer to my member as a _bobcat</em> but for some reason our hero does.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36654?basename=778352008-07-09T01:06:25Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Show It To Me<p>your it tb</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36654?basename=778282008-07-09T00:59:52ZMighty-Joe Younghttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_8969Comment on Show It To Me<p>tb you call your member a bobcat? that is a unique vernacular, what Regional diction does that particular colloquialism come from? i must know.</p>
<p>IS</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36654?basename=778112008-07-09T00:09:04ZMighty-Joe Younghttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_8969Comment on Show It To Me<p>Great last sentence. Can’t wait to see where Mr. T. takes it next.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36654?basename=777112008-07-08T18:32:18ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78