Comments on 'Dr Who Is cuckolded By Neil Diamond.'"Wait a second just because he made Lisa come out of that box doesn't mean its time travel." Frank yelped.
"I knew you'd say that so i went back and got your Neil Diamond records signed."
Now i know what you are thinking, and you are right. How could i have been that stupid. I'll tell you: i assumed Neil diamond was gay. The stupid 'ass out of you and me' saying, was dead on.
Yeah i took Lisa to see Neil Diamond perform, and yes i sat outside his Ford Galaxy waiting for him to finish delivering three hours worth of Vegas superstar meat to the girl i wanted to sleep with. I didn't peak or anything, but did he study the Kama Sutra? We got back to the time machine and she could barely walk. For the record i am going to take a crowbar and beat any fool who ever calls Neil Diamond a fag. He was like John Holmes in Sequins.
I tell you what, father time is a cock-blocker.
Skyler turned to me and asked, "Why is Lisa walking like a gunfighter?"2008-07-10T04:41:11Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/36703Comment on Dr Who Is cuckolded By Neil Diamond.<p>maybe John Holmes was just Neil Diamond with a moustache….makes you think</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36703?basename=784582008-07-10T04:41:11Zchakatreatmentson!(LoA)http://ficlets.com/authors/chakatreatmentComment on Dr Who Is cuckolded By Neil Diamond.<p>maybe John Holmes was just Neil Diamond with a moustache….makes you think</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36703?basename=784572008-07-10T04:40:29Zchakatreatmentson!(LoA)http://ficlets.com/authors/chakatreatmentComment on Dr Who Is cuckolded By Neil Diamond.<p>You got sequel!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36703?basename=779032008-07-09T02:53:17Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Dr Who Is cuckolded By Neil Diamond.<p>I love the last line. Fantastic. And the Neil Diamond thing is hilarious. OK, tbs, time to put on your sequel hat, buddy, and you’ve got my sympathy and admiration, because you have like five series going right now.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36703?basename=778372008-07-09T01:07:51ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78Comment on Dr Who Is cuckolded By Neil Diamond.<p>I <em>can’t</em> stop laughing. Where to begin… The saying that to assume ‘makes an ass out of you and me’ was a nice touch. The entire Neil Diamond thing worked very well. And I love father time casted as a cock-blocker. But the <em>best</em> part was <em>easily</em> Skyler saying, “Why is Lisa walking like a gunfighter?”</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36703?basename=778332008-07-09T01:02:49Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace