Comments on 'Innocent Until Proven Guilty'The phone call was an unwelcome interruption. Paul reluctantly raised his head, his sight partially obscured by one very lacy bra. Sassy yanked his head back down again.
"I need your _full_ attention, lover boy."
"Wait, it might be important." He scrambled out of bed, peeling off the bra and throwing it back at her. She pouted in what she thought was a seductive manner. Truthfully, she looked more like a bulldog with a toothache.
Paul answered the phone on the third ring, his face blanching when he saw the Caller ID: _Lincoln County Jail._
"Hello?" he answered breathlessly.
"Yo, yo, yo, yiggiddy yo."
"Jameson, why are you in jail?"
"I got arrested, Sherlock."
"I know _that_, jerkoff. I mean, what did you do?"
"Whatever happened to _innocent until proven guilty_?"
"Save it for the judge."
"Listen, I need you to bail me out."
"Sure thing, dude."
Paul turned to Sassy after hanging up, a plaintive look on his face. "I need a favor, Sassy."
"That's twice in 24 hours, lover boy. This better be good."2008-07-10T14:36:45Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/36837Comment on Innocent Until Proven Guilty<p>“Sky rockets in flight, Afternoon delight!”</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36837?basename=785242008-07-10T14:36:45ZKrulltarhttp://ficlets.com/authors/krulltarComment on Innocent Until Proven Guilty<p>Sequel. Here. Now.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36837?basename=784642008-07-10T04:55:08Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Innocent Until Proven Guilty<p>It took me longer to read your comment than to read the ficlet, tbs! Haha!</p>
<p>I loved the line about the bulldog/toothache!</p>
<p>And I must agree that “Yo, yo, yo, yiggiddy, yo!” is just… funny!</p>
<p>Great job!</p>
<p>I might have to check this series out, too…</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36837?basename=784522008-07-10T04:18:04ZOrangeOreoshttp://ficlets.com/authors/orangeoreosComment on Innocent Until Proven Guilty<p>It took me longer to read your comment than to read the ficlet, tbs.</p>
<p>I loved the line about the bulldog/toothache!</p>
<p>And I must agree that “Yo, yo, yo, yiggiddy, yo!” is just… funny!</p>
<p>Great job!</p>
<p>I might have to check this series out, too…</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36837?basename=784492008-07-10T04:16:31ZOrangeOreoshttp://ficlets.com/authors/orangeoreosComment on Innocent Until Proven Guilty<p>So many comments, so little room. We’ll go with 2. First, Sassy has been redefined… <em>A bulldog with a toothache</em>. Very nice. Although, the hilarity does not get you past the smoldering hotness of Sassy and Paul just ready to go. (I’m almost disappointed they got interrupted). Second, “Yo, yo, yo, yiggiddy, yo!” might be the best opening refrain of <em>any</em> jail house call in the history of <em>ever</em>. Has Jameson found some jail house <em>moonshine</em> in one of the toilets? Congrats, this is my longest comment ever!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36837?basename=784372008-07-10T03:47:46Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Innocent Until Proven Guilty<p>The story code for the first installment of this series I’m doing with tbs is: 30287<br />Thanks for the comment! :)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36837?basename=784332008-07-10T03:40:47ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78Comment on Innocent Until Proven Guilty<p>“I got arrested, Sherlock.”<br />Thank you, Captain Obvious! Heh, cool. I’ll have to go back and see what this series is about now…<br />Cool stuff, and love the bulldog line.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36837?basename=784282008-07-10T03:37:21ZJLaughterhttp://ficlets.com/authors/jlaughter