Comments on 'Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.'Elsha's thought drifted to the first time John Perkins had been killed back in aught 8 when he was just a homeless bum living outside starbucks.
Cop cars are in a stand off outside a starbucks.
"What is the situation?"
"It seems some hack writer Named Eddie-Joe Young took Kevin Lawver and some famous homeless bum named john Perkins hostage."
"What are his demands?"
"Some stupid website ficlkes or something, was discontinued and he says if we dont turn it back on he is going to cause some carnage."
"Is he dangerous, i dont think so, he did shoot the manager for having micheal Bolton as his ringtone, but I'd have shot him too."
The phone rang and it was the hostage taker." I gave you an hour and ficlets isnt up trust me this hurt me more than you can imagine but ya'll killed him first."
The shot gun rang out, and a lifeless bum collapsed in the starbucks.
"Kevin is next."
Elsha snapped back to reality when she saw Jenunique, Pens and Feathers, and More Way, hidden like the camo Powerpuff Girls.2008-09-09T21:42:10Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/36960Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>lmao!! awesome story haha</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=919972008-09-09T21:42:10ZMaster Emhttp://ficlets.com/authors/girlfromthenorthComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>all this killing of fellow ficleteers is acceptable but when My nephew dark did something about killing it was censored..go figure. congrats on the feature. it’s kinda funny .</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=798262008-07-14T17:16:48ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>Haha, this is hilarious! I love the part about the Powerpuff girls. Great job on this.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=794002008-07-13T02:30:20ZFreedomhttp://ficlets.com/authors/http_ficlets_com_authors_withinthewords_comComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>This is just….awesome! Beyond awesome! Well, besides kidnapping Kevin and John, nd killing john yet again! How many time is he going to die?</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=793712008-07-13T01:55:07ZS. Lynnhttp://ficlets.com/authors/the_infamous_squeekyComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>hey kRaltoR ThanKs Fur rcugnizen My style.lol</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=792212008-07-12T17:43:41ZMighty-Joe Younghttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_8969Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>hey my daughter added the tupac comment could someone delet it she is a nugget head she also sequeled someones story but it was good so i am taking credit for that lol</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=792202008-07-12T17:32:47ZMighty-Joe Younghttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_8969Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p> TMJ Thanks for incorporating my homeless bum comment. This was really funny.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=792042008-07-12T15:15:24ZPyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)http://ficlets.com/authors/pyropunkComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>Congrats on getting featured! Oh kevin, you did it. lol<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=791872008-07-12T14:14:54ZBlusparrowhttp://ficlets.com/authors/blusparrowComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>Goodness, every single thing bout this page was entertaining. This series <em>and</em> the comments it generates keep me in non-disolvable stitches.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=791132008-07-12T03:16:38Z[ wall.doll ]http://ficlets.com/authors/mimi_dreamsComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>Krulltar I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, your comments get better by the day! And congrats on the featured ficlet, Traf.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=790912008-07-12T01:37:12Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>I agree with you, John Perkins. Krulltar is the master commenter!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=790422008-07-11T21:19:09ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>Krulltar just posted my favorite comment of ALL TIME .</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=789652008-07-11T17:32:53ZJohn Perkinshttp://ficlets.com/authors/johnperkins21Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>These ficlets are so funny. You just have to keep reading to find out who’s gonna get it next. Very very good. <br />And congrats on featuredom.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=789472008-07-11T16:30:02ZRainDancehttp://ficlets.com/authors/raindanceComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p> OMG ! This Ficlet is seriously amazing! Congrats on being Featured!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=789452008-07-11T16:16:05ZLone Writerhttp://ficlets.com/authors/solopenComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p><em>“Is he dangerous, i dont think so, he did shoot the manager for having micheal Bolton as his ringtone, but I’d have shot him too”</em> best line EVER !!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=789372008-07-11T15:40:59ZALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫http://ficlets.com/authors/alro613Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p> TMJ , that comment did seem out of character for you. It didn’t have any typos and you capitalized BARomero’s name and spelled it correctly. :P</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=789302008-07-11T15:18:08ZKrulltarhttp://ficlets.com/authors/krulltarComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>John’s exactlly right. I didn’t have a problem with the story or the series. My comment was more my frustration at the lack of updates on the Ficlets splash page. The featured Ficlet was over a month old until it got changed last night (congrats BTW ), and the blog <em>still</em> hasn’t been updated. It’s nice that Kevin still has some admin priveleges, but someone else should be updating these sections on a more frequent basis…</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=789252008-07-11T14:35:25ZBARomerohttp://ficlets.com/authors/baromeroComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>hey my daughter posted the dog to BAR i apologize she is sixteen. i just found it was featured like five minutes ago.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=789242008-07-11T14:32:52ZMighty-Joe Younghttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_8969Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>Congrats TMJ on having a featured ficlet.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=789132008-07-11T13:54:48ZKrulltarhttp://ficlets.com/authors/krulltarComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>Hey guys, calm down. I still have admin rights to the web part of the site (can’t get into the backend stuff to fix things anymore, unfortunately). <strong>I</strong> made the story the featured one because I thought it was funny that we’re now talking about kidnapping people (me especially).</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=788952008-07-11T12:05:44ZKevin Lawverhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kevin_lawverComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>Congrats on the being crowned the newly featured author. (Remember what I noted you. :P) Oh, and just so you know, I have a total fascination with the Powerpuff Girls. Blossom being my absolute favorite, just for future reference. ;D</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=788932008-07-11T11:40:44ZJenuniquehttp://ficlets.com/authors/jenuniqueComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>RabbleRouser, I don’t think he meant it as a dig at you, or the series, more a note on the lack of anyone “manning the ship” so to speak as far as updating the blog and featured fics.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=788922008-07-11T07:27:31ZJohn Perkinshttp://ficlets.com/authors/johnperkins21Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>Hey BARomero i had the number one ficlet for nine days and i still have three in the most popular and the number four is the first one in a series that i an jenunique write so (mature comment) fuct you i didnt get pissed off when wonderball was the featured ficlet because i thought that story sucked, so fuct you i hate to quote tupac but fuct you too.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=788782008-07-11T06:09:46ZMighty-Joe Younghttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_8969Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>It’s too bad it took someone threatening Kevin with bodily harm in order for his successor to choose a new Ficlet to feature…</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=788472008-07-11T03:42:48ZBARomerohttp://ficlets.com/authors/baromeroComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>This whole series is insane. I love it.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=788342008-07-11T03:14:29ZJLaughterhttp://ficlets.com/authors/jlaughterComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>Congrats on being featured, Mr. T!<br />And if I’m bitter, buddy, it’s because you killed me off before I even had a chance to have a dramatic death scene. But no hard feelings… :p</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=788252008-07-11T02:55:00ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>What?</p>
<p>We finally have a new featured ficlet?</p>
<p> YAY !</p>
<p>Congrats on featured ficlet-dom!</p>
<p>And the Michael Bolton line was great.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=788232008-07-11T02:53:27ZOrangeOreoshttp://ficlets.com/authors/orangeoreosComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>I agree with the Mistress. Loved the Powerpuff girls nod.<br />And Krulltar, I think Apostrophe/Sarah changed her nick like a week before the RabbleRouser posted the first entry in this series.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=787322008-07-10T22:19:56ZJohn Perkinshttp://ficlets.com/authors/johnperkins21Comment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>I just realized something: Sarah Conrad = Apostrophe. I thought you <em>meant</em> Sarah Conners from <em>The Terminater</em> movie. Man that puts a whole differnent spin on things.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=787162008-07-10T21:29:44ZKrulltarhttp://ficlets.com/authors/krulltarComment on Perkins Always Dies Twice or Kevin Lawver must die.<p>okay, camo powerpuff girls is a great image!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/36960?basename=787132008-07-10T21:22:46ZMistress Elsha Hawkhttp://ficlets.com/authors/mistress_elsha_hawk