Comments on 'Superhero Obituaries - Average Woman: "Not too Hot, Not too Cold, Just Right"'WEST PALM BEACH, FL -
Superhero _Average Woman_, alias, Jane Doe, best known for being the only superhero to accomplish absolutely nothing of consequence, passed away on Sunday at 2:15 PM. Average Woman and her husband John Doe were enjoying a stimulating game of shuffleboard at their retirement home, Shining Shores, when she unexpectedly collapsed.
Doctors are still awaiting results from the autopsy but they suspect that she died of heat stroke.
"73% of deaths in Florida for individuals aged 50+ are a result of heat stroke," resident physician of Shining Shores, Kendall Smith, stated. Average Woman was 55.
"She may not have achieved great things like Wonder Woman but she was a good mom most of the time," her daughter Elizabeth tearfully informed reporters.
When asked how Average Woman made a difference in his life, John Doe responded, "I can best compare our marriage to the tale of Goldilocks - not too hot, not too cold. Just right."
Average Woman is survived by husband John Doe and their 2.5 children.2008-07-21T00:35:57Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/37769Comment on Superhero Obituaries - Average Woman: "Not too Hot, Not too Cold, Just Right"<p>Very funny. You took average and made it above average.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37769?basename=816442008-07-21T00:35:57ZPunkinhttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_2537Comment on Superhero Obituaries - Average Woman: "Not too Hot, Not too Cold, Just Right"<p>I love this – because all us deviants know that average is impossible therefore anyone completely average must have some special powers! Great concept very funny!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37769?basename=816372008-07-21T00:04:16Zchakatreatmentson!(LoA)http://ficlets.com/authors/chakatreatmentComment on Superhero Obituaries - Average Woman: "Not too Hot, Not too Cold, Just Right"<p>Hilarious. Poor Emily Doe, what is she to do? Well, and her half-brother or sister, of course.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37769?basename=813662008-07-19T18:23:19ZRidcully Calverthttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_joonComment on Superhero Obituaries - Average Woman: "Not too Hot, Not too Cold, Just Right"<p>another hero bites the dust(sequel)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37769?basename=813332008-07-19T14:20:57ZMighty-Joe Younghttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_8969Comment on Superhero Obituaries - Average Woman: "Not too Hot, Not too Cold, Just Right"<p>I like the 2.5 children!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37769?basename=812672008-07-19T00:57:37ZMistress Elsha Hawkhttp://ficlets.com/authors/mistress_elsha_hawkComment on Superhero Obituaries - Average Woman: "Not too Hot, Not too Cold, Just Right"<p>I don’t know… I thought it was just…</p>
<p>...average.</p>
<p>:)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37769?basename=812502008-07-19T00:14:46Zkwatzhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kwatzComment on Superhero Obituaries - Average Woman: "Not too Hot, Not too Cold, Just Right"<p>Very amusing story, so glad to see the ressurection of the super hero obits series. it’s silly good hearted light fun. Average Woman, a unique heroine indeed. I like what was said in the obit about her. Great Job Ana, you’re really on a creative surge.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37769?basename=812472008-07-19T00:01:19ZKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on Superhero Obituaries - Average Woman: "Not too Hot, Not too Cold, Just Right"<p>Yes, I know this is ridiculous. I’m almost ashamed of it, but it was too much fun not to post. :p</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37769?basename=812362008-07-18T23:11:05Z♠Ana Cristina♥http://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78