Comments on 'Front Porch Conversations--Eight'"Look at that bird!"
"Ooh, it's so pretty!"
"What kind is it?"
"I dunno."
"You DON'T KNOW?"
"Um, yeah. I don't know."
"Weren't you like a HUGE bird-watcher back in the mid-90s?"
"I was six. And I was just following my uncle around the woods while HE bird-watched."
"But surely you could identify at least a few different species!"
"Not really. And don't call me Shirley."
"That's awful."
"Are you kidding? That's classic!"
"Well do you at least have a book somewhere that can help me identify it?"
"I doubt it. And what do you care about what type of bird that is?"
"I don't know, I was just curious! Do you have something against my curiosity?!"
"Maybe I do!"
"Well then you are not welcome here! You are an oppresser, and we don't need oppressers here!"
"Oppresser? I don't think that's even a word! And this is MY porch! If you don't want me, then LEAVE!"
"FINE! See if I don't!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"...Shoot. I'm already bored. COME BACK DARN YOU!"
"NEVER!"2008-07-20T14:57:58Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/37869Comment on Front Porch Conversations--Eight<p>I’m glad these hilarious little FPC ’s are back. And your comment is just as funny as this ficlet, Watween. ;)<br />Sequel, please?</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37869?basename=815432008-07-20T14:57:58ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78Comment on Front Porch Conversations--Eight<p>They better sit on that porch! It better not be the end of FPC !<br />I hope not, anyway…</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37869?basename=815132008-07-20T02:28:58Zg2 (la pianista irlandesa)http://ficlets.com/authors/spanishpiano701Comment on Front Porch Conversations--Eight<p>Could this be the end of Front Porch Conversations? Will these two odd souls ever sit alone on a porch again?? Tune in later for Front Porch Conversations—Nine!!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/37869?basename=815122008-07-20T02:23:30ZWatweenhttp://ficlets.com/authors/watween