Here comes the first customer. I can just feel the tension. _Don't make me lie, don't make me lie..._ &quot;Good Afternoon, welcome to Bob's Home Appliances. How may I help you?&quot; So far, so good. The plump, young woman began with a smile, &quot;Hi, I'm looking for a toaster oven? I heard they sell some here for a great bargain.&quot; &quot;Of course. Right this way...&quot; It was then that I realized that all of the toaster ovens that were left were the returned packages...the junk...the crap...the ones I had to tell her worked like a charm... oh, I'm dead... Goodbye, world...! 2007-06-13T15:17:35Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/3891 <p>Nice, this is pretty funny.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/3891?basename=2883 2007-06-13T15:17:35Z Saint Chuck http://ficlets.com/authors/chuck_thelove