"Run that one past me again." "Zombies." "See that's what I thought you said. The question I now have is why?" "Why zombies?" "Yes." "Well what else would you call them? They are dead people and they are moving about." "How do you know they're dead?" "*Look* that one's got a huge hole in his head!" "Well he might not be dead." "...." "He might just be badly wounded." "Right. OK. They aren't zombies they're just very ill." "Yeah." "And the eating people is just a side effect of that." ".... OK. Maybe they are zombies." "Glad we agree on that." "And they are all around the building?" "Yup." "And we've got no weapons?" "Yup." "So we're dead?" "Looks that way." "Damm." "Yup." http://ficlets.com/feed/story/412