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  <title>Comments on 'I can't dance'</title>
  <subtitle>She laughed, took my hand, and led me to the dance floor.

&amp;quot;Really&amp;quot;, I stammered, and started to sweat, &amp;quot;I don't know how.&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;Come on, just follow my lead.&amp;quot; She was so beautiful. &amp;quot;See? You're getting it... you're doing great!&amp;quot; 

My feet were cinder blocks, my arms were flapping as if I was trying to take flight. Suddenly self-aware, I stopped moving. I slowly reached into my jacket pocket, felt the weight of the revolver in my hand, and pointed it at her skull.

&amp;quot;Really. I can't dance.&amp;quot;

I pulled the trigger.</subtitle>
  <updated>2007-03-22T19:23:53Z</updated>
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    <title type="text">Comment on I can't dance</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;I love this one! I added a prequel to Kenney Boy&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8220;Dance&amp;#8221; to continue the theme.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2007-03-22T19:23:53Z</published>
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