Whatever happened to Gregory Peck? Carey Grant is no more. Make a dirty joke, we'll laugh till we choke But monologues are a bore. Where is the air of the debonair? The silver screen isn't so shiny When effects are special but the actor's level of intelligence is declining. Where did talent go? I like your washboard abs But seeing you in a serious role makes me want to gag Stick to modeling Klein's underwear and stay out of Spielberg's script The low revenues and lower reviews only make people sick. 2007-07-19T18:09:18Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/5364 <p>in reply to Masked&#8230;.whoo?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5364?basename=4921 2007-07-19T18:09:18Z MeAndTheMoon http://ficlets.com/authors/meandthemoon <p>A standing ovation tothis one my friend. You are exactly right.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5364?basename=4919 2007-07-19T18:05:21Z Richard Peck http://ficlets.com/authors/richardp <p>Whoo!</p> <p>^^ that should have been the last word. it just kind of finishes it to me.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5364?basename=4914 2007-07-19T17:33:45Z Mask By The Moon http://ficlets.com/authors/mbtm