A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, hmm, sought a galaxy, our fathers did, yes. Conceived in Liberty, it was. Dedicated to a proposition it was, hmm. We are luminous beings. Equal. Hehehehe. Engaged in a Clone War, we are. A test. Can a nation endure when its mind is elsewhere, yes. Never on where it is. Never on what it is doing. Remember your failure at Chancellorsville! You must face General Lee alone. Remember your training! Save you, it will! Always in motion is the future! Dedicate this ground, we cannot. Hmmph. Never forget, will the galaxy. Honored, these dead will be. Yes. Born, will freedom be, yes. Protect the Republic from Dooku. Perish from the galaxy will not this government of the people, hmm, by the people, hmm, yes, for the people. 2007-11-01T01:17:55Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/5475 <p>Hilarious.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=20560 2007-11-01T01:17:55Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>No… General Lee is, like, that car <em>The Dukes of Hazard</em> drive around in. Duh.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=13423 2007-09-21T16:00:06Z Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars http://ficlets.com/authors/user_605 <p>uh, General Lee is like the most well-known general for the confederates.<br />awesome ficlet btw! you melded yoda and lincoln really well.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=6686 2007-08-07T01:36:01Z Dreamer http://ficlets.com/authors/dreamer <p>&#8220;You must face General Lee alone.&#8221; Who&#8217;s this General Lee fellow&#8230; don&#8217;t you mean General Grevious? :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=6673 2007-08-06T21:03:01Z Nick http://ficlets.com/authors/white1975 <p>this was very cool!!!!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=6374 2007-08-02T19:30:00Z lady e http://ficlets.com/authors/yvettekay <p>tres amusante</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=6285 2007-08-01T19:21:24Z starcrossed http://ficlets.com/authors/starcrossed <p>I&#8217;m frankly amazed that such a silly piece has attracted so much attention, praise (and a &#8220;featured&#8221; position), but thank you, everybody.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=6278 2007-08-01T18:37:55Z Howie Amourscow http://ficlets.com/authors/user_396 <p>Congratulations on being Featured. I read this previously and loved it, and now I read it again. :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=6260 2007-08-01T13:53:10Z Fyora Cartagan http://ficlets.com/authors/fyoramacragge <p>Very witty. I am a huge Star Wars nerd. Fabulous and well written.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=6246 2007-08-01T02:42:23Z [pens&feathers] http://ficlets.com/authors/rhapsodyyinblu <p>Well done. You balanced the Lincoln and Yoda very well indeed.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=6208 2007-07-31T23:43:38Z Kevin Lawver http://ficlets.com/authors/kevin_lawver <p>Wow. That&#8217;s really great! I love Star Wars. (yes i know its nerdy) Yoda commends you. LOL </p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=6182 2007-07-31T19:12:46Z Lone Writer http://ficlets.com/authors/solopen <p>Wow. Oh my. Clever you are.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=6069 2007-07-30T23:19:04Z but i like the cookie http://ficlets.com/authors/butilikethecookie <p>haha. gr8 for a star wars nerd like meself :D</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=5777 2007-07-29T02:29:56Z blueyedwonder http://ficlets.com/authors/blueyedwonder <p>This was fun to read. Thanks!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=5647 2007-07-28T03:37:47Z Pilgrimage http://ficlets.com/authors/wkane <p>lol wow thats really original nice</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/5475?basename=5556 2007-07-27T04:08:35Z The Ghost in the Machine http://ficlets.com/authors/user_3574