Comments on 'part Two Two Two'"In your fuckin' wet dreams cum-pisser!" my friend yelled at me.
"Lions suck!"
"YOU suck!"
"Your MOM sucks!"
"...YOU suck!"
Doing a triple-backflip i pulled out my lightsaber which i always carry with me to public attractions. "What?!" My friend cried "thats bullshit! why do YOU get a light-" But, he did not have time to finish asking me why i got a lightbulb. For, my green saber of light had just pierced the region directly between his small intestine and stomach and now blood and bile were seeping through his Duodenum. A small crowd of people had gathered around his body, but a few ninja stars took care of that. "Now, if youll excuse me..." i said, kicking his life-less body, "I'm going to go feed from the lion's tit."2008-08-19T21:59:16Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/6874Comment on part Two Two Two<p>u like bad words?</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/6874?basename=884382008-08-19T21:59:16ZN555champ /\and/\ X-Ninjahttp://ficlets.com/authors/bigkittyproductionsComment on part Two Two Two<p>i sure hope u bore of this site soon</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/6874?basename=525712008-03-29T21:58:15ZBernerOberlandhttp://ficlets.com/authors/mercutio1027Comment on part Two Two Two<p>You totally misunderstood. This isn’t where I was going with it at all. You turned my story into a big pile of donkey turds mixed with a little bit of piss from a frog.</p>
<p>Thanks for ruining everything.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/6874?basename=68032007-08-08T04:38:29ZStudent Teacher's Pethttp://ficlets.com/authors/skartoons