INT. OVAL OFFICE - DAY THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE stands before THE PRESIDENT's desk . THE PRESIDENT sits behind his desk. And he looks pissed. PRES Ya did what now? SoD We captured Osama Bin Laden. PRES God-damn son, I got that part! Say again what you did to his brain? SoD The DARPA boys were working on this mind-transfer device. I'll spare you the tecnical jargon, sir. Basically, it can put the mind of one animal into the body of another. PRES Uh-huh. Like on Star Trek. SoD Yes sir. Like on Star Trek. Well, someone thought it would be funny if we tested it on Bin Laden. So...they put his mind into a cat. PRES A cat? SoD Yes sir. A cat codenamed Fluffy. We were going to present it to you as a gift. Like I said: someone thought it would be funny. PRES Where the hell is this cat now? SoD At around oh-six-hundred, Fluffy killed two guards and escaped. PRES Well, ya best go catch that pussy. The good news is: how much damage can a kitty-cat do, anyhow? 2007-08-08T03:41:23Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/806 <p>Funny setup! The one thing I&#8217;ll say is, more imagery. Film is a visual medium after all&#8230;</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/806?basename=6800 2007-08-08T03:41:23Z BARomero http://ficlets.com/authors/baromero <p>I wanna know what that damn pussy is up to!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/806?basename=2834 2007-06-13T01:18:33Z YodaOnCrack http://ficlets.com/authors/yodaoncrack <p>Nice, this is hilarious. Nicely sums up our government.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/806?basename=2743 2007-06-11T01:02:22Z Saint Chuck http://ficlets.com/authors/chuck_thelove <p> LOL ! LOL ! LOL ! So funny!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/806?basename=2565 2007-06-04T03:00:51Z Amaster http://ficlets.com/authors/amaster <p>Oh wow. That&#8217;s just awesome.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/806?basename=266 2007-03-18T23:49:34Z Robotech_Master http://ficlets.com/authors/robotech <p>I&#8217;m not big on reading filming scrips on-line, but damn if this wasn&#8217;t a funny prequel. I feel like Fluffy is straight out of WE3 ; Grant Morrison would be proud.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/806?basename=250 2007-03-18T13:30:14Z Nick http://ficlets.com/authors/white1975