&quot;The monkeys told me I'd find you here,&quot; she said. Always with the monkeys. Damned things just couldn't keep their mouths shut. Nosy, smelly, and now they were spying on me. At least they weren't chihuahuas. &quot;Ah, okay. Did they mention what I was doing?&quot; &quot;Well, they said something about a welding torch and a jar of peanuts, but I don't think they knew what you were using them for.&quot; Good thing, too. If word ever got out, there would be hell to pay, especially after last time. &quot;I'm not sure what you're using them for, either.&quot; &quot;I'm just playing around. Experimenting. Just a little idea I had. Most experiments fail, and this one likely will too.&quot; &quot;Well, I just wanted to let you know that dinner will be ready in an hour, so don't be late. You know how the monkeys get.&quot; The monkeys. Always with the monkeys.... At least they weren't chihuahuas. 2007-03-20T23:31:07Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/817 <p>I think that this story is about things better left unsaid. :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/817?basename=328 2007-03-20T23:31:07Z gabbagabbaghoul http://ficlets.com/authors/gabbagabbaghoul