Sorry there are so many of these, I know you guys want to know who actually won, but there really were a lot of these. My Worst Ficlet, My Shortest Ficlet, But I Like It - It has music =] by One Time, One Chance gets the Shortest Ficlet award, because it most definitely was, but it was still cool and met requirements by using lyrics. It would have been even more awesome if it used the suggested minimum of three, but I won't complain. Much. Allusions Elude Me. Let's Stick To Lyrics by Yeah Write! gets the Girliest Fantasy award, because every post-pubescent girl ever has had dreams of a hot guy catching her and then promising to &quot;be around.&quot; Also, I love her pen name. Just saying. And now, (insert drum roll) the moment you've all (most... some... at least one of you because I definitely got a comment requesting results) been waiting for, 3rd, 2nd, and successively 1st prize. (not really prize, just bragging rights. Sorry, still 15 = no job) 2007-10-07T18:57:01Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/9077 <p>yay! they like me! they really like me! i&#8217;m so proud! there were so many of these that i was worried mine was so bad i didn&#8217;t even get an honorable mention! oh the cruelty! haha!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/9077?basename=16389 2007-10-07T18:57:01Z Yeah Write! http://ficlets.com/authors/yeahwrite