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  <title>ACORN's Stories</title>
  <subtitle>*Um, yeah...I can't really do that* -Camille

*&amp;quot;GEORGE!! Put your crumbs in the fridge!&amp;quot;* -My mom getting me to clean up, while getting something out of the refridgerator.  I don't think that she was thinking about what she was saying.


Someone:  You know your tired when you try to open your office door with the &amp;quot;unlock&amp;quot; button on your car keys.


Someone (the same one):  We need to practice

Me and libby were in a world of our own

Me:  ...Hey libby, lets tell the people down there
Libby:  Hmmm.  Its a little far
Me: We can use Morse Code!!
Someone (the same someone):  Yeah, Morse code everyone.  Lets go, we really need to practice.  

I dont think your going to get that one.



_wait for it.....wait for it....._



*&amp;quot;Im going to go get my chair, so i can like, sit in it&amp;quot;*

Me:  frankinstein might get jealous
Keeg: lol u should know i was half asleep
Me: i do
Keeg: okay then and it was only in profile
Me: LOL


=D =D

look! they're twins 

I dont have something nice to put at the beginning of my profile like keeg and camille.

*&amp;quot;Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.&amp;quot;*

_Aww,  A Walk to Remember was a good movie._

*Bring Back the LIGHT!*
(to the few who get it- actually, no one here should get it, unless i'm being stalked)

&amp;quot;I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.&amp;quot; 
- Dan Quayle

&amp;quot;I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.&amp;quot; 

*Procrastinate now, don't put it off.*

How come phsycics never win the lotteries??

Also, i dont know how to spell in the one above.

*YAY IM SWEET* apparently

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Me:  Adam Sandler cant sing or act.
Matthew:  Who's Adam Sandler?
HA

*If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.*

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

&amp;quot;All the people at my work are stupid.  Especially some of them&amp;quot;
-my mom

*&amp;quot;I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.&amp;quot;*

*Illiterate? Write For Help*

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Dad:  I'll see you later at the hamburger party
Me:  What the heck?
Dad:  Oh, we are having in-n-out for dinner
Me:  Okkkkaaaay

And god said to the believers, &amp;quot;Worship no other god but me....turn in memory work quizes in bible class....love jesus.....do page 10.....have faith in your god....suck up to the bible teacher&amp;quot;


&amp;quot;Would you have turned out _differently_ if the yoghurt was *banana* flavored?&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;The voice from the darkness said 'Are there any _wizards_ in there?'  The occupants looked at each other in puzzlement.  'No' said the kid, the kind of 'no' that means 'why are you asking?'
'OK, how about werewolves?' said the voice eventually. 'What do they look like?' asked the kid.  *'Ah, well, they look perfectly normal right up to the point where they grow all, like, hair and giant paws, and leap through the window at you'*

From: &amp;quot;The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents (funniest book in the world)

*Trematodes* are real.

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??


acorn360: *she'll think your insane*
wytherwings: *nopers*
wytherwings: *well...*
wytherwings: *she does think im insane*
acorn360: *wow*
wytherwings: *but not cuz of that*
wytherwings: *lol*
wytherwings: *she's insane too thou*
wytherwings: *lol*
wytherwings: *that would be funny*
wytherwings: *ENJOY UR PIE*
wytherwings: *sry*
wytherwings: *had to say that*
wytherwings: *just ingore that*
wytherwings: *igore*

texasluver: *straightness*
I am now officially declaring a state of emergency.  Lol camille (skiers are better)

Keegan wants to be in this, her and her cute little hat thingy.  *SURPRISE*

Fine heres your paragraph:

Ms Cheled....maybe i shouldn't tell her name actually.  Ms Anonymous Person was born in a small town just on the outskirts of Glen- hmm, shoudnt say that either, of Somewhere.  She currently attends a school with her best friend Mr Someone else.  Look for her artwork this spring when it is put on show at a gallery in Paris.  Okay- Yes i love you too, and will really miss you at the end of this year.  The End

Camille and camille:
You two are my best friends too.  So i guess you guys and Keeg are just about my top 3 best friends.  I love you guys.  I will miss you next year, but we have to stay in touch. =D

Discworld is settled on the backs of 5 elephants.  These elephants stand on a walking turtle. (i know, good balance right?)  Where the turtle is going, no one knows.  Some suspect that it is going to a mating ground.  When the turtles mate, new discworlds are made.  This is refered to as the &amp;quot;BIG BANG&amp;quot; theorum.

*Me and Eamon were making fun of Hilary Clinton during math.  (of course no teacher is ever there)
Mr.  Orr (the english teacher walked in)
Me:  Mr. Orr, what are your views on politics?
Mr. Orr:  Anyone want a cookie??

Then he gave us two boxes of girl scout cookies between the 5 of us.  It was a good math class.*


*5 Best Ways to argue:

Yell

Send an angry letter

Curse

Silent Treatment (it drives my teachers insane)

Small Claims Court (sueing)*

&amp;quot;Oh look, a stagecoach!!&amp;quot;

The best newpaper title i have ever seen:

~Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead~



&amp;quot;George, when are you going to finish writing my report??&amp;quot;
~Abigail
</subtitle>
  <updated>2008-05-29T05:39:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <title type="text">More Curb</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/29130"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t really remember it all too well. It was late, and dark (Harriet was sucking up all the energy for the streetlights elsewhere) I just sat there leaning against his shoulder, very upset.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Being the bright, teenage kids that we are, we sat there all night, not getting any sleep. We sat there, outside of my house. &lt;strong&gt;Outside of my house.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;It was just like a movie. The moment I realized how much trouble I would be in if caught, my parents opened the door. Very theatrical. You should have seen there faces&amp;#8230;.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/29130</id>
    <published>2008-05-02T00:05:28Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-29T05:39:39Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">They were mad</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/28888"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;My parents were not happy.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Now that I think about it, I don&amp;#8217;t know who they were mad at:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Me, Sam, the principal for not letting them deal with our fight, the gardeners (they accidentaly ruined my mom&amp;#8217;s favorite roses), the weather man (it wasn&amp;#8217;t supposed to be raining today), the good ol&amp;#8217; TV guide (it was wrong- making them miss the premier of some new show), or our neighbors, because they kinda re-painted the outside of our house (okay, on this one I was just kidding.)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;But the point was &lt;strong&gt;they were mad.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Just like any traditional family, they blamed it on the teenager in the house.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The whole &amp;#8220;teenagers get upset because of hormones&amp;#8221; crap is a conspiracy. Us teenagers are never mad. Teenagers are the most loving people I have ever met. (from the confines of my room ofcourse, im grounded now) Adults just blame the problems that they encounter in their insecure lives on young people.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Being grounded makes one want to get-out.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;This was when I climbed out of my window, leaving the house.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/28888</id>
    <published>2008-04-29T02:35:07Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-29T23:18:49Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">The Fight</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/27036"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Yeah, that&amp;#8217;s right.&amp;#8221; I continued.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;That mother fucking bitch who you call a girlfriend is a puppet master. She put on the whole &amp;#8216;oh christy. Lets be best friends&amp;#8217; crap, and then backstabs me, leaving me to rot here while you two go off and flirt with each other.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Jess just stood there with his mouth open. Bad day to forget the camera I guess.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The fight pretty much ended with Sam punching my face as hard as she could. (at least i hope she can&amp;#8217;t punch harder- that just wouldn&amp;#8217;t be natural)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Blood spurted everywhere. Sam and I were sent to the nurse, and, in turn, the principle.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/27036</id>
    <published>2008-04-08T01:05:46Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-07T00:50:31Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">Story Challenge</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26762"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;I will post the winners on May 1st. Its going to be hard to pick one. Thanks for everyone who entered!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26762</id>
    <published>2008-04-04T00:41:09Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-18T13:06:45Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">I was brought against my will.</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26758"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;The sun set hours ago, but it was still light. The candle that I lit illuminated the shabby room, located on the east wing of the castle.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;So what crime brought you here?&amp;#8221; A voice from the corner started.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I have committed no crime&amp;#8221; I replyed to my newly visible companion. He was a tall lean man, standing near the only window of our prison.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Then why have you been brought here? I take it you did not come voluntary.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I cannot justify a fair reason as to why I was forced to come here, but my guess would be that I have offended the King.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26758</id>
    <published>2008-04-04T00:05:31Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-02T22:42:34Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">He still cares.</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26757"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt; WOW . He actually still cared about me. It had hit me by surprise. Maybe deep down he really did still want me.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Oh. Well&amp;#8230;um&amp;#8230; thanks for the thought I guess.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;I was stumbling on my words- &lt;em&gt;Christy! Don&amp;#8217;t make a fool of yourself!&lt;/em&gt; Great, I don&amp;#8217;t think that thinking in third person helps either.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Yeah, I just want for me and you to still be tight, like we used to be.&amp;#8221; Jess continued, unperturbed by my lack of expression.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Yeah me too.&amp;#8221; I wasn&amp;#8217;t listening to him; my attention was elsewhere. I was watching Sam walk toward us- she didn&amp;#8217;t look to thrilled&amp;#8230;.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26757</id>
    <published>2008-04-03T23:54:52Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-03T14:29:16Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">The Phone Call</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26687"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Hey christy&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Hi, didn&amp;#8217;t we just say hello?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;m worried about you&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Wow, he had turned the conversation around, I was supposed to be worried about him.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Why? Whats wrong with me?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;You seem mad at Sam&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;This caught me by surprise.&lt;br /&gt;I hung up.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The jerk was worried about Sam, not me. Wasn&amp;#8217;t it Jess and I that used to be great friends? Not that bitch Sam. Wow, had I really just called her that? She and I used to be best friends. Jess was too. And now I was mad at him? Was something actually wrong with me like he thought? Shouldn&amp;#8217;t I be being their friend?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26687</id>
    <published>2008-04-03T01:04:32Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-01T22:06:55Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">Seven day journal day four #2</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26621"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;And the  REM  cd came out today. So i downloaded that. Okay thats all&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26621</id>
    <published>2008-04-02T03:51:36Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-07T07:15:36Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">Day Four (seven day journal) oh crap, thats in the wrong order.</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26613"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Day  FOUR :&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Today sucked. My arm is beaten up. Also, someone told the math teacher about the thin mints. We were in her classroom today. I wonder how long this will last. My bet, until thursday.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Im ditching school on fri. So that makes me happy.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Tomorrow is chapel. Which is fun cause it wastes time, and helps me get through history (which i like, but i prefer world history pre 1700&amp;#8217;s type stuff)&lt;br /&gt;&amp;#8216;Cept i hate singing.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Also, handbells was good today cause director was in a particularly good mood.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;And i have 6 reports to look forward to this weekend:&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;1. Bible book report 1&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;2. Bible book report 2&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;3. Bible project (i got the verse on what love is)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;4. Science report (bright and early mon morning. lol, will camille make it?)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;5. History report. I actually got a good topic (library of congress)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;6. English skits.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;And then lets hope i can persuade mrs c to give us a binder check for 500 extra points in bible which will make my A- an A&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26613</id>
    <published>2008-04-02T02:48:17Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-28T07:25:52Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
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    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">Seven Day journal: YAY ITS DAY 3</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;1.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Today during &amp;#8220;math&amp;#8221; our english teacher gave the five of us cookies!! And thin mints too camille!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Also we talked about politics.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;2.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;In n out for dinner!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;3.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The bible project actually seems easier than i thought it was going to be. Its an easy 300 points.&lt;br /&gt; (Happy dance!)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;4.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Harry said he is still sick, but im fine.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26508</id>
    <published>2008-04-01T01:49:10Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-28T13:23:48Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">Seven Day Journal: Day 2</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26355"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hmmm, its my turn! Keegan style!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;lol&lt;br /&gt;actually i cant write keeg style&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Okay, just found out that Harry has food poisoning from dinner last night, which means i might get it too.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Otherwise im fine.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;=D&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26355</id>
    <published>2008-03-30T19:07:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-27T10:44:04Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">School</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26319"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;It was time for school. I was dreading it more than usual. (which, before this is didnt think possible) Would Sam and Jess still be together?&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;My locker looked bare with no Sam standing by it to greet me like she had always used too. But stangely, I saw Jess be himself, and he didn&amp;#8217;t look happy.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;I didn&amp;#8217;t see Jess and Sam talk to each other all day. I wonder what had happened.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26319</id>
    <published>2008-03-30T15:12:30Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-27T17:48:41Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">Seven Day Journal:  Day One </title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26293"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Okay, i&amp;#8217;m probably going to get yelled at for doing this too. But i&amp;#8217;m stuck with nothing to do, so here goes:&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;1. Woke up later than usual. (Still about five hours before you Camille)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;2. I had soup for lunch!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;3. Went the the movies. Very funny movie. (It was Superhero Movie. I still perfer Butterflyman myself)&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;4. Harry went crazy in a store, Pretty funny. And then went skipping to the car.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;5. Came home and watched &amp;#8220;The book club.&amp;#8221; The one about Jane Austin and peeps (not the vampire peeps, but the people peeps) reading the books. It was pretty good.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Okay&amp;#8230;probably won&amp;#8217;t do day two because Keeg is going to make fun of me.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26293</id>
    <published>2008-03-30T03:55:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-07T12:09:20Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">The Thought Ended (250th Fictlet Challenge)</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26189"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;All came to end. Great things crashed down. The thought had ended.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26189</id>
    <published>2008-03-29T00:34:56Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-27T10:47:47Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title type="text">I condemed myself to hell.</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/26163"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Sirens were going off in his head. What had he just done? Had he condemed himself to an eternity of sufffering?&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;His mother had always told him that he was a bad driver; sometimes forgetting to stop at stop signs, and at other times going over the speed limit. But he had never been expected to actually run someone over. It&amp;#8217;s very rare to actually get into an accident on the road. Even with all of the odds of ever hitting someone on the road&amp;#8230;to hit a monk is extremely unlikely.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;His vision was fading. Standing in front of him was a little red man.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Welcome to hell.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26163</id>
    <published>2008-03-28T19:35:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-27T10:48:23Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>ACORN</name>
      <uri>http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360</uri>
    </author>
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