When Life Gives You Lemons Squirt the Juice in Your Enemies Eyes!

2008-04-14T20:04:56Z

OK im not violent or anything but come on, everyone has that one person whose eyes really need some lemon juice sprayed in them.
I was in 2nd grade when i first met Kara T. She was on my b-ball team and we were each dribblin the balls. She came over to me and told me that her basketball was better than mine. I was upset, because i was little and thought the new ball was awesome. That incident has stuck in my mind for years. Ever since i have heard stuff about her. Calling him a name, pushing her, etc. there is even the occasional whisper of stealng so-and-so’s boyfriend.
Well, this year she is in my french class, so i have to deal with her daily. She has grown into a tall, annoying, red-head. One day i had to work with her and she asked me if i liked screamo music. Well yeah, it isn’t that bad, i mean if they’re gonna scream the whole song then that shows no talent or creativity, and is also pretty scary sounding. Well she called emo and i was pissed. NOW CAN I HAVE THAT LEMON I SEE HER COMING !

Death by Car

2008-04-14T19:41:15Z

Alright about the dude that got dragged to death by the car. him and my flying car salesman friend never got alon well. Dude (as i called him) was cool and funny and very loud. Well, yesterday we were joking around like we do every saturday and a carful and really hot girls drove by. i told him to chase after them, to see how he would react, but he took me litteraly. he said “sweet great idea! since when are you a genious?” i was stunned and told him no along with some other insults and stuff. basically i was begging. he was gonna make a foll of himself. of course he didn’t listen to me. he never did. alright he went chasing after the car jumped…...and his signature baggy sweatshirt got caught on the bumper and he was dragged to death. strange…...i dont feel guilty. Whatever, back to the story.

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When Life Gives You Lemons Squirt the Juice in Your Enemies Eyes!

Death by Car