DARK!'s Stories

BURN!!!!! (Don''t read if your scaried of fire) cont.

2008-05-20T00:20:40Z

But no i can’t belive it!!

Why, why didn’t this just happen to me. I looked into the fire hopping my mom and dad was alive. the longer i looked the more my heart filled with angrer and sorrow.

I couldn’t stand this any more.

(9 months later)

I couldn’t stand the sorrow any more. I went into the amunituin store, took a gun and shoot my self in the head.

“SUICED” I YELLED

i hope i could jion my mom and dad in peace…....

BURN!!!!! (Don't read if your scaried of fire)

2008-05-20T00:15:05Z

It was so intents i couldn’t satand and watch it there, it brought so much pain in my eyes. It brings back fear and sorrow in my heart. I’m Dark a 13 year old just standing there. My parents just risked there life just to save mine. We lived in Hawie, these volcono erupts were very command i couldn’t belive this happend.

This was the 10th year i lived here, we had over a thousand volcano erupts so far.

Any way they gave the warning like usally, as soon as we saw that it was about an hour away, we got in the car but all the planes were booked.

Stranded on the island we just hoped for the best, we went in on the roof. My mom was shaking uncontorlably, My dad was praying not to die, And i was just standing there in shock.

BOOM !!!! wnet the volcano rokcs pebbles and lava went every were!

“RUN!!!!” i yelled but it was too ate. The lava didn’t get them the fire did.

“NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” i yelled into the air

“THIS CAN ’T BE HAPPENDING !!!” I screamed into the sky while i was sobbing.

Lame Clown (Make Me Laugh Challenge)

2008-05-16T02:04:28Z

“Clowns are supposed to be funny you know,” the boy said to the clown making balloon animals at his 5th birthday party.
“Yeah I know clowns are supposed to be funny, that’s the first thing that they taught us in clown school,” the not happy clown said.
“What’s dat supposed to be?,” the birthday boy asked the now very annoyed party clown.

“It’s a sword,” the clown said, as he manipulated the balloons into what he thought was a King Arthurian Excaliber sword.
“Looks like a hot dog,” the boy said in his little boy voice.

“Listen, Dennis the Menace, don’t you have birthday candles to blow out”, said the clown angrily.

The boy looked at the clown and said, “My names not Dennis, Bozo.”
“You wanna make it to six?,” the really mad clown said.

“You know I wanted a skating party. And instead I got this lame clown party,” the boy whined. “And you didn’t even get me a real clown, thanks a lot Mom.”

I did the best I could dear”, said his mother, “now let your dad alone to make the ballon animals and have some cake.”

another great story by me!!

2008-05-09T19:41:13Z

This was it! Are you ready viewers!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

Okay here i go, im ready, yeas i am.

cough cough srry

okay no games, sreously realy story.

in 10, 9 ,8 ,7 ,6 ,5 ,4, 3, 2, 1, 0, NOW !!

(clearing throught)

uhmmm

okay now this is the real and best story ever!

This is how it goes.

There once was a showdonw! A very very very feirce showdown. EVeryone was in it. Fighting, kicking, punching, screaming, shooting, blasting, killing, suiciding, and murdering.

THE END !!!!!!

Credits

2008-05-04T02:58:11Z

A Thanks too, kermitgorf, cuz hes my uncle and inspares me! Stovohobo, for having amazing ideas, and awsome describesons, me, because i write all my ideas i can think of, power rangers, tellytubbes, samara jack, yodaoncrack, for being another insparastion, chuck noris, Godzilla, Kinda ka, All my rivals only 1 not listin name, (your welcome) :), uh theres alot more but just to sum it up! Everyone i used to fight and everyone whos on ficlits and who has ever published a story!!!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH KERMITGORF , AND STOVO HOBO !!!!!!!! YOU have amazing stories that i read and always commented on my stories!

Well ill be making more stroies enjoy!

Ultimate showdonwn 2

2008-05-04T02:48:48Z

The battle raged on for a centrys many lives were claim but evantsally the champains stood the rest saw the better….. Every single tellytubbes!

This is the ultimate showdonw of ultimate destany! Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as i can see! only 1 will survior i wonder who it will be! THis is the ultimate showdown! of ultimat destany!!!

Ultimate showdown! of ultimate destany

2008-05-04T02:45:16Z

It all started when Geroge W. Bush declared war on everyone!! he made everyone fight for surviaval!

Old king kong was hopping around. United states like his big playground! He was hopping until.. Batman came he threw a granade! king kong got angry and began to murder! but he got blocked by golliate. then actimiss Prime started to attack!

This is the untliamte showdown, of ultimate destany!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions as fars as i can see!

Abraham linkin popped out of his grave, took and meachin gun and started to attack! But he ran out of bulltes and ran away!!! Then kermitthegorf can to save the day! Then stovo hobo came out of the blue!!!!

Then down from the heavans decended… yodaoncrack.
Who delivered a punch which could shatter bones, into the croch of indana johns

Then darkthevier, samera jack, jacky chan, foo fighters, trapt, every single power ranger, camles, mammals, people and actores! Came out of no were lightnig fast, and all kicked yodaoncrack’s A$$

my story...

2008-05-04T01:56:03Z

MY story of my life! I staried as an average 11 year old. same boring life and same boirng EVERYTHING ! it was dull my life stinked. Untill….....

I found something it was shinning blue but i couldn’t describe it! Words could not describe what i can find. I couldn’t tell anyone about this secret. If anyone knew it would have been stolen from me, or worse they would kill or even murder me!!!!

Well i was trying to figrue this out. what was this mysterious object? Can anyone please tell me!

“DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS ???” I yelled in my mind.

It took me a while but i figrue out who i can trust.

KERMITGORF !!!!

I raced to his house. As soon as i knocked there was no answer. I tried again, still nothing. I finally kicked down the door and walked in.

“DO U KNOW WHAT THIS IS ??” i yelld to my uncle

“IT WILL TAKE ME A WHILE BUT I WILL FIRGURE IT OUT ! GIVE ME A MONTH OR SO .” he reply

“okay” i sighed

I waited and waited still waiting for him to call and tell me i could come. The phone rang i picked it up.

FIREWORKS (MY TAGS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG) NO JOKE Plotless story read at own risk

2008-05-04T01:44:52Z

It was a dark and stormy night! fireworks came everywere!!!

The fireworks crackled into the sky, it was blinding to look into the sky! Then when we were distractied by the light, a wearwolf popped out of a bush out of no wear!!!!

LEAVE !!!!!! yelled yo momma

The wearwolf walked stumpled away sopping wet.

“that was close” i declared!! he almost ate us. Though all he ate was kermit the gorf. O well we don’t need him any way!

(1 day later)

the clock stroked 12am it was midnight! Were all the monster come out!!!

BOOM BOOM BOOM the door ~~split in half~~ splintered in half!! ALl i could see was, a vampire!!!!!!!!!!! he ran after all of us! i ran and chucked yodaoncrack. He got devawared and then the vampire killed us all.

(1 billion million trillion years ~~ago~~ later) WE finally got FREE !!! We had been free buy this awsome technolagy. We were alive but how is this possiable! THIS GOES AGANIST EVERY !!! EVERY !!! EVERY !!!!! law of phycis!!!

Then we all got drunk and lived happly ever after.

THE END !!!

halo, halo, and more halo

2008-05-03T20:31:09Z

ill kill u if its the last thing i do chief!!!! the shining golden thing yelled!
The chief ( just started to crack up into the air.
(5 mintues later..)
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE !!!!! This whole pack of aliens/mutans yelled!
Master chief was out numbered, 1 billion to 1! the odds were against him! But he knew what he had to do! He was going to save the world..
He lunged with his enrgy sword slashing and destroying everything in his path!! then he chucked his sword into a pile! What a sight!!
I’ll kill u all u..!!!!
NEVER
Master cheif was so occupided with his shooting and slashing he forgot all about guarding! But he knew what he had to do! He had to wait till sun so all the monster would BURN and blow up!
He fighted for ever, but never gave up! Same speed and same streanth! He was amazing! But the more he killed the more came! He couldn’t find wear they were coming from! He looked everywere!
CRACK ! he got lunged on! Before u knew it everyone was on top of him piling and shooting!
Srry about my bad spelling

White and Nerdy

2008-03-19T22:49:13Z

They see me mowin’ my front lawn
I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so
White and nerdy , the Weird al song played on my ipod.

Look at me I’m white and nerdy.

Really, really white and nerdy, maybe mowing the lawn I would get a tan.

I danced around my front lawn, the neighbors laughing,i didn’t care.

I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon they see me roll on my Segway I know in my heart they think I’m
White and nerdy
When I shovel the snow , so white and nerdy I can’t be seen.

I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy.

I’m nerdy in the extreme Im Whiter than sour cream I was in A/V club and glee club and even the chess team.

I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy.

ATTACK 3

2008-03-16T23:53:08Z

Then as kermit was splashing about the great white came! He was still alive but brutally brused. He lunged at kermit biting his other leg, both arm, and half of his head! Blood, guts, and bones cam gushing out ever milla second. we pulled kermit up as fast as we could! Luckly all his body parts and everything came along!

“YOU OKAY ??” I YELLED

”....”

“I don’t think he is alive.” I mopped

“THE HOSPITAL IS COMING UP !!!”

Finally we got there. I picked up all his remands and rushed into the infermery!

“EMERGENCY EMERGENCY KERMIT IS ALMOST DIED !”

.... when i looked in i saw stovhobo fixing this bloody guy up.

Luckly the mintue i yelled that he threw the patient and started to work on kermit.

“HE WILL BE ALRIGHT .”

I saw that stovhobo’s assistant Wil Wheaton. I knew i was in good hands now. HE helped and i was panicen in the waiting room.

The doctor came out and his assiasnt they had a look on their face…

“WHAT HAPPEND TO MY UNCLE ???”

BUT THEY DIDN ’T REPLY . I STARTED TO CRY

Whiskers

2008-03-16T05:02:41Z

I could not believe my eyes. Was that our cat Whiskers? walking on two legs?

“Whisker”, I said astonishedly, “Is that you?”

To my amazement, whiskers replied, ” No it’s Santa Claus. Of course it’s me you fool.”

“Whoa… you walk on two feet and you talk.. it’s incredicle,” I said.

“No,” Whiskers answered, “What’s incredible is that I’ve lived here three years with you morons and you just now notice I walk upright and can speak.”

“Well you hide out in the basement when we come home, you’re so aloof and unfriendly,” I said.

“Well, I’ve never really liked any of you, you’re so.. boring,” Whiskers replied.

I walked over, Whiskers thought that I was going to pet him, and he backed away, but I grabbed a hold of him and flung him out the back door and locked it.

I thought afterwards, that owning a cat that could walk on it’s hind legs and have a conversation, that I could make a lot of money off of him, but when I went back out to the yard, Whiskers was gone. Gone with him my prospects of getting rich.

BEFORE ROBOTS???? TOOK OVER THE WORLD

2008-03-16T04:33:53Z

I lived closed to Topeka Kansas. It was the year 583597. There was only 1 robot in this new land, he was called zster… I was Master, An average boy.

“YO MASTER .” MY BFF ZSTES said.
“HEY” I said.

I had a job, I was the president.

“GOOD LUCK ON THE NEW JOB MASTER !!”

“I NEED ALL THE LUCK I NEED .”

“SIR SIR SIR SIR !!!!!!!! EMERGENCY BOSS !!!!!!” 1 of my employies said.

“WHAT????”

“THE ROBOT HAS CREATED AN ARMY AND HAS LUNCHED AN INVASION , ON US!!!!!!”

“OH WELL , GET ALL THE TROOPS AND EVERYTIHNG TO FIRE AND … um…..uh… ATOM BOMB EM !

“ALL READY DONE SIR !!!!”

“GOOD NOT GET TO WORK !”

(3 seconds later) “SIR EVERYTHING FAUILED .”

“WHAT??.....”

“WELL SIR THE ROBOTS ARE OUTSIDE AND DEMANDING FOR U 2 COME OUT , OR ELSE WE ALL DIE !!!!”

“OKAY I AM COMING .”

ASSOON AS I GOT OUTSIDE …

“ DDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!” ZSTER YELLED

“NEVER!!!” BUT before I could say that a streak of blinding light hit me…

Next thing I knew it I was in my bed….....................

SWORD THE RIGHT WAY

2008-03-15T19:00:58Z

SWORD !!!!!!
BY
۞۞۞۞ DARK ۞۞۞۞

It was a peaceful day in Camalot. Just the same square table, same everytihng, same sword…. wait a sword???
I was Dark, my friend Jason was walking down the road. And a rock in a stone was right in frount of us!!

“What IS THAT ??” I SAID
“DON’T KNOW .”
(5 seconds later) A whole crowd gathered around, the whole village was trying to grab a stupid sword…
“CMON SQUARE KNIGHTS U CAN DO IT .” THE CROWD CHEERED !!!!
I WATCHED IN AMAZMENT . Every single kngiht falled! Ever single villager falled too, including me and my friend.
Just as we were going to walk home, we saw this ant. He slowly crawled up and pulled out the sword!!!!
“WHAT, A PUNNY ANT CAN PULL IT AND US BIG HUMANS CAN ’T…”
“I DON ’T KNOW WHY IT DOSEN ’T MAKE ANY SENSE .”
THEN THE ANT YELLED !
“HUMANS STOP STEPPING ON US OR I WILL KILL U ALL !!!!”
WE had no choose at all, the ants enslaved us, we were at there mercy. alot of us got killed!
“NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!”
THIS CAN ’T BE HAPPENING !!
THEN I WOKE UP ……....