The Master of Them that Know's Stories

quiz wit me answers :)

2008-04-19T02:01:30Z

1. Okay, c’mon spit it up worst ficlet you’ve ever written.
The Obvious

2. This is complicated but pick your favorite number, look on the back of any random CD you have, what song is that number, or closest to it.
7…give me novacaine

3. This is to mix it up a bit. It’s not a question, but close your eyes and type, then leave whatever letters you come up with!
jfdncideurhkkdk

4. What’s your favorite sports team. ( GO YANKEES !!)
nets

5. The last thing you threw in the trash can.
a black sharpie

6. If you could be anyone on ficlets, who would you be.
stovohobo

7. Here’s the last question so…
...um…tarzan jungle man, swinging from a rubberband, falls off breaks his nose(was it his nose??) Anyhows, what color is his blood? YOU DECIDE !!
yellowish-purpleish-greyish-greenish-brownish-pinkish-silverish-blue

A First Challenge (writers block)

2008-04-18T00:02:47Z

CHALLENGE !!!!!!! challenge!!!!! challenge!!!! challenge!!!! CHALLENGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, this is my first challenge….as you can prob tell from the title.

well, down to buisness…. this challenge is to write about writers block. Either a time when you have expeirenced it or just about it. You can make it funny, scary, dramatic, or boring…or any other genre you can think of. The catch is that you have to put in a word that you just made up (like “awesomespecialpersonthingymabobber”), it can be the most random word that you can think of it’s just that YOU have to think of it yourself!!!NO COPYING MADE UP WORDS !!!!!!!

Remember to put your ficlet as a sequel to this one.

if you have any questions note me.

Braces [OM's challenge]

2008-04-15T22:29:31Z

“wow, you do need braces.” alicia said to me.

“oh, thanks, like I didn’t know that already!!!” i said back in a sarcastic tone.

I stopped staring at the mirror and turned at her and gave her my famous pissed off look.

“What!?! All i said is that you needed them…that’s it” alicia said.

I stared at her a bit more and finaly said “it’s not fair i’m going to look like a dork!”

alicia had gotten an angry expression on her face and said, well screamed, “oh, look like a dork, is that right. Remember i already had braces and did I look like a dork. Did I !?!...Did I !?! .....you should stop conplaining, it’s not my fault that you have donkey teeth!”

I stared at her in awe. “UGH!!!” i yelled. Then i ran out of her room with tears rolling down my face.

The Haunted House

2008-04-15T01:31:59Z

“So why am I the one who gets to stay in this scary building?” Tom asked.
“We already told you…your the youngest of us and to prove that you are a ‘big boy’ you need to stay in here for one whole day…got it or do I need to repeat myself again” Jake said with all the guys behind him.
Some how he looked kinda happy that I would have to stay in a haunted apartment building.
After I stared at him for a few minutes, while processing the new info on what i had to do, he said “Everything you need to last the day is right here…you have a roll of toilet paper, five cans of progresso soup, a small pan, fire starters, and a sleeping bag.”
“Are you sure thats everything that I need?’” I asked in semi-confused voice.
“Ofcourse thats everything, I already did this three years ago in a shaq downtown…you’ll be fine” Jake said in a sencere and somehow sarcastic voice.
I looked at him for a moment, then I picked the pack, with allthe stuff in it, up and threw it over my shoulder, I said goodbye and I went in.

The Number Ten

2008-04-04T21:26:02Z

10 things i want to do before i die:

1) go to Africa

2) somehow become rich (like that’s gunna happen)

3) get an awesome camera

4) repaint my walls (i know it’s kinda stupid, but i really want to paint my walls)

5) have one of my art peices in a gallery

6) go to an Escape The Fate concert

7) get a blue Ferrari

8) buy a house by the beach

9) go to Wales

10) spend christmas and new years on an island

the difference between good and bad

2008-03-15T00:19:06Z

Your mouth moves,
but no words come out,

has the world suddenly gone mute,
or have my ears had enough.

These bad words and sounds,
that we make every person in this world suffer by hearing what we have to say.

The bad as cursing,
and the good as laughter and gentle voices,

be a gentle voice,
instead of being a bad mouthed person.

the ocean waves

2008-03-11T23:45:12Z

All I heard was the waves crashing down,
the salty coolness cover my feet,

I was all alone,
I could do anything I wanted,

but I just froze there crushed into a ball,
watching the sun fade into the horizon,

I could hear something behind me,
but I coulden’t make out what it was,

was it a car door slam,
or just my imagionation trying to confuse me?

what ever it was I could hear it getting closer,
my heart beat faster when I heard footsteps,

I suddenly turned around and saw my mother,
“Are you ok?”

kiss

2008-03-04T22:08:41Z

When I went onto the field someone
screamed into my ear,
kicked my shin,
jumped on my toe,
after all that for some reason Derrik ended up right infront of me.
he looked onto my eyes and he was leaning in to kiss me ,
out of nowhere some guy comes and hits Derrik.
He flew about 20 feet,
believe me i could measure it,
i rushed over to see if he was ok.
he was breathing faintly,
so i leaned in closer.
he kissed me,
then died right in my arms.

the game

2008-03-04T22:03:29Z

At the game…
“Woo! Go Bears!”
I screamed with bunches of other people.
The bears got another touchdown.
“Hut, hut, hike!” screamed the quarterback of the other team.
“Boo, boo!” the crowd screamed because the Cub’s had 1st down.
The last two minutes of the game…
The whole crowd was standing.
Bears had the ball… fumble… we got it again… at the 20 yard line…TOUCHDOWN!
The words were all a blur, but at the end of the game all I saw was people from my school empting onto the field
“We won! We won!”
Jesse screamed into my ear (I now think I’m deaf).
I decided to onto the field where people were jumping, hugging, and screaming.

he asked

2008-03-04T21:59:36Z

The next day…
I was at home and Jesse came over to help me pick out an outfit for the game.
“Hey, sis?” Bob screamed through the wall.
“What?” I yelled.
“Are you going to the game?” What a silly question to ask me, I’ve been talking about it for a week.
“Duh!” I screamed back.
“Why?” I said when I walked into his room.
I opened the door and he said, “Derrik asked.”
“Oh, ok.” I walked back into my room and told Jesse what happened.
“Since he’s going you need to wear something nice,
but football style.”
She said while again, not making any sense.
“Ok” I replied.

we finally meet

2008-03-04T21:57:48Z

When I arrived at the party…
“Hey, sis… I want you to meet some one.”
Bob said.
“Ok” I said hesitantly.
He brought me up to the balcony.
There he was… it was Derrik.
“Yo, Derrik.” My brother screamed.
“I want you to meet my sister, Cindy.
He screamed again.
Derrik turned around and his eyes opened widely “hey, your that girl!
You lied to me, you said that you didn’t go to Winter High.”
“Oh, yeah sorry about that.” I blushed.
As soon as I finished my small sentence,
Envi grabbed his arm and asked him to dance.
The whole time she asked that, she was starring right at me. I “go ahead, I’ve got to leave anyway” I grabbed my brother and left the party.

before the game

2008-03-04T21:55:25Z

The night before the game…
“Hmm, what should I wear to the game?
I heard that derrik is going to be there!”
I said. Ring…ring… ring. The phone went.
I picked it up and said “Hello? Who is it?”
“it’s Bob your brother… remember me?”
“Of course I remember you… but what do you want?”
I said. “can you pick me up? I want to go home?”
“yeah, sure, where are you?”
“I’m at Derrik’s house, it think its 123 Skyway Avenue.”
“ Ok, I’ll be there on a few minutes.”

football game

2008-03-04T21:53:53Z

A few days later…
“Extra, extra! read all about it.
The Bears vs. the Cubs! Tomorrow night!”
the newspaper guy exclaimed.
“Hey, are you going to going to the game?” I asked Jesse.
“Uh, I don’t know? Football games and I really don’t mix.” She said with a queasy voice.
If you didn’t know the Bears
are our school football team, and the Cubs are our rival team from San Diego, California.
I really hope we win,
because they stole our statue last year
and we want to get them back.

randomness

2008-03-04T21:52:11Z

“Yes!” I said when I was walking.
“He finally met me, O.M.G. he doesn’t know my name!”
I slapped myself in the head like in those V8 commercials.
“Nice one, idiot.
Maybe I’ll go to my house next time and forget something else like…
see I already forgot what I was going to say.”
I whispered to myself.
Now, lets go home and eat some beagles.

who was she?

2008-03-04T21:50:33Z

I finally got the chance to call Jesse on her cell,
“O.M.G. Jesse he’s here and I think he recognized me!
Help, this is a bad situation, and what should I do? Help me!” I said pretty loudly,
thank god that he didn’t hear me.
Jesse said “um… um… stay calm.
Um…just pretend that your from a different town or… Sweden!?!”
“Your no help!”
I said back as I hung up the phone.
I decided to go back in.
I opened the door “ding, dong” the door alarm went off.
“Hi, again, your order’s ready.” Derrik said.
“Oh, yeah, thanks.”
I took the big brown bag and ran off.
“Who was she?” I heard him ask as I left the shop.